Draino76

Chappers and Schneiderlin. Drop Hammond.

I am a few hours behind most people.

I'm listening to the Tranmere side of things. And I've cancelled my direct debit. Radio Merseyside FFS.

Stockport, is where I was born and is my 2nd team. So the joy in one part of my has been tempered by horror in the other. It's a numb feeling.

"They will be a difficult test" "Its about winning a game of football" "Never underestimate the opposition" "Since (I/he) came in the building" "The lads have worked hard this week" "We have an honest group of players here (s******) who want to do well" And repeat next week, and the next, and so on.

Ok, I had a bit of a laugh with this yesterday. Played online 11v11 and accidentally was the goalkeeper for 1 of the teams. 8 pints down and I saved a penalty!

He's on now. http://www.everythingon.tv/viewChannel.php?channelId=1

Who is Bornemouth? I hope they had a nice time anyway.

I don't even know what colours they play in.

It should be mod free. Go on; give it a try and see if anybody dies. Take off the swear filter too......********ERS

Boring. Not enough.

I think we should arrange the seating in SMS as a square root function all around the ground to make it more Dell like.

Excellent.

Also of note is that Jacob Mellis is playing for Chelsea reserves. HCDAJ.

ORLY? Chelsea reserves played Newcastle reserves last week, and Liverpoool Reserves on Monday night. Source: Chelsea OS.

I have an absolutely tiny p enis. HTH.

Pretty pleased with this. The son of a Marxist will keep the Conservatives in office for a generation; and I think it will take a generation of austerity to get this country back on it's feet. Thread closed.

Funny you should say that; I've been behind Adkins before. It was Emma Adkins, from Leeds. A good decade ago though I think.

I wouldn't have thought so.

I dislocated my left shoulder in a skiing accident about 10 years ago and it has never been the same since. I dislocated my right shoulder 3 weeks ago in an incident in a kids playground. Dislocated shoulders hurt. As far as I can see its only beer and blojobs that take the pain away.

Mine was working as a waitress in a ****tail bar, when I found her.

Can anyone tell me what the f uck are the penalty shootouts about in the Fifa demo? 10 attempts with zero goals.

Paper round at Wight news Barrats shoe shop Co op Seaclose Windows Student union bar The Happy Man Egham Cargill Goldman Sachs Fuji Intl Brunswick Direct Fimat Self employed JPMorgan. All ****.

Hey I need to speak to you regarding the Gambia; I'm thinking of spending 10 days there in December!

NC likes to treble peoples salaries (Lambert), so £450k. Promotion this year probably take him up to £1M.