Draino76

Wow; so at least 2% of my life last year I spent reading this fred; 3% Modern Warfare 2. I cant remember the other 95.

http://www.tfl.gov.uk/roadusers/cycling/14808.aspx Signed up and activated my key ready for tomorrow! I see the chaps are putting out the bikes into the docking stations outside my flat at the moment. I probably haven't been on a bike for 10 years so it should be fun weaving in and out of zone 1 London traffic tomorrow morning lol. Anyone else signed up?

I see James Linnington was the ref; a Saints fan. Surprised he didn't get his red card out.

10% off in any jewelery store is standard.

Heres to next 30000!

I thought the padders would be out by now! ??! Edit: sombody else take the 30,000 would ya!

If you think of the hideous pre season they have had, many many times worse than our pre season last year; the odds of them being relegated are 7/2? Talk about free money!

I rather liked that.

No they have the time of their life when they see him, every time; all the time.

I know of a mate of mine that took a poorly paid job when the CSA were doing their assessment. Then he got a better paid job but forgot to tell the his ex and the CSA! He keeps taking his kids to the IOW and Wales, but secretly sneaks off to Rio and Pattaya when nobody is looking.

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Be happy then! You can show her these figures to manipulate her expectations down, or you can manipulate your own figures her to lower her expectations.

4 years down and 12 to go for me. Yes they are c unts but they are pretty stupid/ gullable c unts also. A self employed person should have a field day!

I wonder if they bought outright or payed by installment plan.

As mentioned in the previous thread. I know from first hand experience hardly any women want to wear the burkha. The burhka is forced upon women by oppressive husbands and fathers. It is these husbands and fathers that need to be dealt with, not the women.

Organic

Had an interesting conversation with a burhka lady today. She did not want to wear the burhka in this weather; but her husband forces her to do so. I asked if any women wear the burhka out of choice around here, she replied that she knows of 1 woman, but she is deeply religious, and that all of em despise it.

An incredible coincidence!

Greatest hope for this season?- FA, JPT and League cup winners. Biggest fear?- None Most important player? OUR SUPPORT Terrace favourite?- Draino76 Keep an eye out for...- HMRC Player you'd happily drive to his next club?- David James One change you'd make at your club? Smoking permitted in the toilets. Have we got the right manager?- Probably not; but its too late now. What advice would you give him?- Fail by Christmas then walk; not that it's his choice anyway. Which team do you most want to beat this season?- Portsmouth. Opposition player you despise?- Wayne Rooney. Opposition player you secretly admire?-Frank Lampard. Where will we finish?-1ST.

Bad hunting ground for me so I'm pleased Saints won. Horrible memories of a Hampshire cup final 21 years ago.......

Ya. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

The 1st chart looks like a penis...Tee hee hee.

3 months? I dislocated my shoulder skiing and was ready for action in....30 minutes.

He is dead.

My Thailand form is about 30 in 2 weeks; of course 95% whores including a fivesome in Bangkok. Just the 1 ladyboy error though.