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COYR!!

OMG!! It's happening...

Instead of having one manager why not have a committee of managers. I'm quite sure a few of them are still on the payroll. They can even have a quick board meeting at half time, not to discuss substitutions (don't be silly), but which manager(s) should be sacked that week and to line up managerial replacement(s). For good measure, if we were ever winning a game at half time, full time bonuses could be finalised for those with the best suggestions for snatching a improbable defeat from the jaws of an almost certain victory. Just a thought... 🤔

COYR!!

The JURIC is back in. Verdict: I'll stick my neck out on this one but this appointment has the hallmarks of being a very good one and IJ will instill some pride back into our play even if we do get relegated. Contractually, it's a win win situation for both parties in the Summer but my gut instinct is that IJ will stick around to easily get us (re)promoted and rebuild us as a mid-table EPL side. IJ's stock will dramatically increase and he'll eventually move on to a bigger club.

Uninspiring, the JURIC is out.

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There's a lot of things that Jose would say for publicity but trust me he would never come to Southampton and that's even if SR could afford him.

I've said it before and I'll say it again... Martin Russell's contract should never have been extended especially knowing that they would not be able to afford to get rid of him if they needed to...

Rafa is a good pragmatic manager and would be a good choice, not sure if he'd want to come to Southampton though...

Sports Republic shouldn't have extended his contract and I guess it's now too expensive to move him on...

Rishi Sunak will soon be available. ...I'll get my coat...

Bye bye RM

Last chance saloon, bye bye RM