Suhari

Is he waiting for the call from Levy?

Janowitz (or however you spell it). He's incredible. Apparently.

True that. That Rashica fella? Ratshitca more like. Rather have Redmond.

Shit. Are Norwich going to win the transfer window. Again.

Perhaps Ralph has a master plan, and will apply the same thinking to fullbacks as he does to the keepers? Rotate the 3 players between the 2 positions. Genius. What's not to like? 😵

"Can't believe what a useless wanker this guy turned into." #boththinkingthesamerightnow #soarewe

Is it me, or is Southgate starting to look like Matthew McConaughey in Dallas Buyers Club?

Fuck me. Kane substituted.

I'd like to see Armstrong get a run now. Seems to be opening up a bit. (I'm basically a neutral when England play, but want our guys to do well).

Ally McCoist loves McAdams.

He's looking really good.

I heard it was the French that started it. Some fella called Maginot.

I bet he scores against us in the Europa League in a couple of years.

Shame. There's a player in there somewhere, and I reckon we would need his input next season. After all we shipped tons of goals without him: surely worth a run of games early season? Nahhhh! I just fuckin' with ya! Good riddance. Try not to be so out of posiition that you walk into the door frame on the way out.

Here's one for us dreamers... Gareth Bale to buy Saints. Fits with his comments about announcing something big after the Euros, and the ongoing absence of any takeover news. And Vardy just bought a chunk of a club, so it's not unprecedented. Who else should we include in this fantasy takeover team? Got to have Tom Jones in it.

Presumably there's no reason to announce an interested party are in a period of exclusivity? So things could be a long way along before we hear anything. Possibly the first we hear is the announcement of a new owner.

Uncertain, tending to concerned would sum it up for me. With an injection of ££ (and hence a couple of quality players) we should be fine, possibly pretty good. With the squad gaps and available ££, it feels we could be anywhere from truely dismal to a repeat of last year.

I just hope Fulham don't overtake us and send us down before then.

How many people would I offend if I made a comment such as "$20 for 30s with Lotta Okvist? I'll have some of that; waheyy, giggerty!" I do struggle with this stuff now. It was much easier a few years ago.

Has Walcott been officially announced? A suggestion earlier in the thread that we're holding off on the new LB until our financial year ends. Maybe the same for youngsters and Theo?

Thank god he's okay.

Have we had any squirrel updates?

I would like to be the first to say: "Has he signed yet?" (Although I do not intend to make any reference to Czech left-backs).

If JV goes for decent ££, I wonder if we'll pick up an older Evans/Cahill type CB to play alongside Salisu; some experience and vocal leadership in the backline would be welcome. Definitely need something new for the wide options. Sweepstake on date of our first signing (that isn't Theo)?

Same. And felt this way for years. I even feel a sense of amusement when we get beaten my a 'minnow'. 'cause it's inevitable. Think I still suffer from fatigue over the 'golden generation' bollocks. (And Gerrard and Lampard STILL can't play in midfield together).