Suhari

Fuck.

Get it fucking forward!

Bollocks. Can't say it hasn't been coming.

Werner channeling his inner Shane Long.

Good evening. Apparently we have a 'partizan home crowd'. Who knew?

Utd are really shit.

C'mon Man U. Fully behind you today. You've got a new fan: for the next couple of hours anyway. Yuk. Feel sick cheering them. I've got 40 minutes to wash my mouth out thoroughly, and cleanse with a Bangkok evening beer. Then I'll turn to insulting The Dugout Losers.

"Get it fucking forward!"

You can be in company and still be lonely. Saw that on mental health poster. Plus: private clouds. All the rage now. Azure, AWS and wonot.

Amen to that.

Does he smite defenses asunder or cause them to part like the Red Sea?

Goals for Foals. Natural horse birth rates are on the decline.

We can't have another insane signing: Tino was enough. Crazy, mental, biblical signings even are all okay. Insane? Don't be insane.

Romeu making it a back 3 for a bit

Wow. We are poor. So weak in midfield, so feeble defensively. WTF is going on?

Error was all mine! My subscription had expired. Within 5 minutes of me raising things via their online chat it was all sorted, and I have a perfect match stream. Great service.

Hard to penetrate effectively when you rely on a Smallbone.

Yes, normally very reliable.

I'm getting an 'unavailable for legal reasons' error in Saintsplayer.

Couldn't get it working on Android for our last match. Worked on PC.

I know it's a typo, but this has given me the biggest giggle in days.

I fucking hate Newcastle and their Predator-lookalike-lady person-owner.

Frustrating. They're sitting deep and we don't have the creativity to break them down.

He automatically has a couple of points deducted for his haircut. So that doesn't help.

Wolves and Newcastle next up for Everton. Both at home. Time for Fat Frank to shit or get off the pot.