Suhari

Eddie Howe: was he ever all that? How long ago were we wishing he was our? Wasn't he linked to Arsenal?

Makes sense. Otherwise it seems very early in the summer to be agreeing a loan for next season: would've thought we'd be trying hard to sell.

We've looked good today.

"Best fans in the world. Eh, eh (arree kid)!"

Don't like that Liverpool are winning it. They've been the best team, but fuck me, the love in from the media has been (and will be) simply nauseating.

BKM.

Ohh. Just seen we have almost the same number of posts. I might chuck in a few extras to overttake you!

Surely it has to be cash only. Do swap deal ever really work these days? I'd hate to see us accept dross in p/x just because Spuds don't want to part with notes. Presumably they can't be the only option open to us?

Would give their 'yoof' another reason to hate us. 'cause we're their big local rivals you know.

2XLM?

Eye candy?

Not sure if I'd prefer Bournemouth or West Ham to go down. Both, hopefully.

Bournemouth look very poor. Don't they have some really tough fixtures left too?

Good finish. When was the last time we had a hat trick?

Boom! BLM. Good finish my son.

Really lax start. We're looking asleep.

No.

Just lost in the ePL Invitational quarter final: golden goal in ET vs. James Maddison. Gutted. Obviously. (and Maddison's wallpaper is shocking).

He is. Which is why it's taking so long for things to move forwards.

Reports of problems with the mobile networks. Clearly the next stage in the process - can't be anything else - lining us up for the big switch off. Population in lockdown; mass gathering stopped; communication soon to be switched off. It's time: they're coming. Aliens and lizards I presume. (Nurse...take me back to my room!)

Wonder if coronavirus will affect my house purchase.

Presumably the 'sponsorship' £££ from LD Sports is not included in these results?

Can I be the first to say..... seems we have no $$$$. Not a pot to **** in. Skint. Doubt we'll be breaking our transfer record this summer!

Ordered that last night, with fried rice from Mr Wonderful in Winchester. Was pretty good. (Is that racist btw? I never keep up).