Suhari

I bet he absolutely shat himself when the armed coppers came at him!

Ohhh. Great pass from Azaz Archer just offside. I think that is going to become a very useful partnership.

Possible attempted shooting at Stamford Bridge, according to TwitterX. Guy arrested carrying gun and ammo. Crikey.

Ray Charles in midfield. Says Joe Tessem.

Bit of pressure from them. This is entertaining.

Decent couple of attacks. Good effort Azaz.

Injured after being named as a starter today. Possibly moving somewhere?

Disallowed goal for Watford. Blatant foul.

Wasn't Alpine Saint in Austria? Do I now need to post in character?

Fuck it. Paid to watch on the website. Greetings from 'Austria'.

Can't find a working stream...

Reasonable line up, but 3CBs again. Ah well. And an interesting late change...let's see. Looking forward to this one today. What are the goto streams nowadays?

It's a good day to be ginger. (Doesn't happen that often, believe me).

Da fuck?

Why is South Park Towely in that?

But, but....... wasn't he a useless cunt 3 days ago?

Has she got a nun's uniform? Or....perhaps we move on to athletes now...?

She can grip my pole.

Still remember it being pink. Mandala effect.

Hard to work that into a chant though.

They'd certainly tear a strip off a few defenders.

So are we really getting: this guy, Azaz, Fellows and Casper? Insane window?

No fellow's ever given me a stiffy before, but for £10M I can feel the sap rising.

So. Have we concluded that he is in actual fact, a really shit manager?