Suhari

Playing really well Not at all boring, which is nice.

2-0 AArma.

Beautiful strike!

In a Yoda voice, read that, I did.

Here we go. Smallbone is going to slot one in from a couple of inches.

Wish we would push on and put teams to the sword.

Bosh. KWP with the top bin. I've said it before and I'll say it again: we play incredible, scintillating football. Exciting and inspirational to watch. Pure joy on the eyes.

We are utter pish at times. Possibly my fault since I'm watching this one.

That's because we don't do breaks. We do 'slow down and pass backwards '.

Yep. I've seen ditch water that's more inspirational.

Great move from them. Acres of space at left back.

Che coming on. And that means goals, goals, goals.

Don't bother. Go and find a freshly coated wall to watch instead.

Sully down injured with boredom.

This. Dull. As. Fuck.

No Smallbone, no party.

We've regressed to yawn-fest over the past couple of matches.

Every one I've tried is buffering badly.

Ha! Out of the country and only just seeing this. Tragic, tragic news for the pioneers of bus-shelters-by-a-pitch. I feel for them. Terrible. Just awful. I am in no way pissing myself laughing. Nope. Honest.

Always an issue with a Smallbone.

Smallbone pokes one in! Afternoon all.

How should we commemorate 'NJ Day' then? Candlelit vigil and a bowl of lukewarm leek soup is my suggestion.

It's okay. It would improve considerably if there was reference to his emotional views on Portsmouth.

He may not be as shit as I previously thought.

Suck my gums. I love a late finish.