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You can't put a value on memories like that. We have had a fair few 'game changers' over the years!

But, but, but....that's not fair! Ohhh, the poor Scousers. Everyone knows we should be letting them choose the fee for any of our players. We should be honoured to let them buy players from us. Honestly. I really feel for them. (Has anyone got a gif of a 'Scouse kid crying?)

That's a Prosecco signing. Young, bubbly and easy to take. Cheers Shea.

FFS. That lineup has relegation battle written all over it. Haven't SR learnt anything yet? RM out. Clown.

They're showing some financial commitment, that's for damn sure. Let's hope the guys on the pitch can deliver for them (and us).

I like it. Let's use alcoholic drinks to describe our signings this year. Terms like 'insane' and 'unbelievable' are so last year (and so 'prem'). So....who will be our champagne signing? Who will be a Guinness?

Dildo brothers pull out of JWP on the same day Willy quits. There could be an innuendo there somewhere.

I have had a gin or three. It's been a long week. The last sentence of your post has given me the 'ooohh matron' giggles.

Important questions need to be asked: wtf is going on with KWPs hair?!

I fucking hate it when sellers add a handling fee.

Early days, but they look favourites to win the transfer window.

Glad they've got to fork out. Fuck me: I hated that tragic, memorial 'Once a Bluebird.....but we're not paying' bullshit. Disgusting.

Big Willy just just keeps going.

And we thought we'd get away with all that ££ for Obafemi. "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." Wise words dubya, wise words.

"Get the guitar Adam...." So what becomes of you my club Now Russel Martin starts his job The handbags and the gladrags That he wore to Staplewood on his first day.

He's only just started and it's already handbags at Staplewood.

With the changes it's all a bit of a whirlwind.

Time we accepted our new role as a lower league team, and as the minnows of the south coast. It saddens me though: I still remember the good old days when we were all just honoured to be in the same league as them. Really, this pre-season fixture is going to be like a cup final to us, so I expect a big turnout.

Ahhh, memories of 'The Master'.

Fucking state of that.

He's a great technician though - no problem curling it round a u-bend.

Does this explain the delay in announcing RM?

Aged 70. More than a little impressive. I salute you, sir. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-65944866

Anyone know where RM is? Perhaps he's taking a holiday before starting the new gig.

Is it too early in teh Summer to have an 'Insane' signing?