Suhari

I think the bigger problem is that we don't create chances for anyone to prove they can score! It's essentially the same problem as last season - that lack of dynamic attacking intent. The difference being we are now playing against better opposition and coaches, who are much more comfortable holding a defensive shape, so we're getting less chances for the tip-tap, tippy-toe, through the lines efforts that we rely on. We are basically incredibly easy to play against.

RA will be all over this. He'll probably write a book.

First class purveyor of boring football.

Good penalty BBD.

Will any of the squad pass the penalty sideways? #posession

I just can't be arsed. Such a poor approach to the beautiful game.

Stewart coming on. AArma off.

BBD flattened. Good defensive header, that. Wrong box though.

So BBD still a left winger then?

Got a bit end to end now.

Someone tell Russ that if he doesn't sort this shit out at half time, I'm spending the rest of tonight spanking it to pics of Lucy.

In truth I didn't even cheer. I'm hypnotised by the turgid shitness of our 'style'.

Ohhh. We did an goal.

Should be 2 down. FFS we are terrible.

Predictable.

Brave.

We've barely been anywhere near their goal. Just pointless passing around our own half. Plod, plod, fucking plod.

Not looking great. Despite the huge possession we just had in our own third.

I really shouldn't have decided on a 'no drinking' week.

FFS. Why Wood? He's looked shit. Why not one of the 'starting' (EPL) strikers? They need a goal. Is that AArma through the middle? WTF. No ABK. Okay: he's binned then I guess. A bit stupid. I'm not seeing a clean sheet, nor any goals. Seems like a solid approach to take ahead of the Ipswich game. Momentum and confidence is overrated anyway.

If he doesn't pick that back 5 then Lucy needs to withdraw privileges for the week.

That's a correct score for me on my Fools Panel game. Originally I went 0-14, but decided to change at the last moment.

Not impressed with him on the left. Maybe try him through the middle?

ABK and TP need to play.

Who else could we get?