Suhari

Can't we just forefit it?

I was in Phuket, having taken my old mum on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. Watched it in the hotel, then there was a power cut about 15 minutes before the end of normal time, so relied on text updates from a mate in the UK. The last one he sent was absolutely gutting.

"Ooh, lefty blackstuff, whistling willy?" 😀 WTF?

Has he gone yet?

Get it in the fucking mixer you twats.

Bree cross. Wow.

I wonder how Rasmus' spreadsheet is interpreting this?

Tidy stuff indeed. Brave.

So slow and dull in the attacking third.

Is that a 4-2-3-1?

Will be like having a new signing.

That's the sort of behaviour that often leads to a new boss being told to fuck himself.

Oh no you dinnunt!

They've spent a few ££ which I like, but need to stop trying to be so clever. TED-Talk boy isn't reinventing football. I wonder what Dragan is thinking? #playerinvestment company.

Done with him. What has he REALLY delivered this season? Yes, a long unbeaten run, against some very poor sides, when we've got one of the best squads in the division. But out-coached by any other decent manager. Flat-track bully. Nothing else. If we don't go up: get rid. If we do: get rid.

Oh good. 67% possession. That is good. Well done chaps.

AHH. Stephens is on. That's good then.

Russballdefence.

This'll be 6-0

Vardy showing how porous our defence is.

We're shite. Will be riddled with scar tissue going into the playoffs.

But... remember.......possession.

I miss the scheduled Ralph 'injuries'.

That goal was a good example of just how shit our defending is. A massive weakness of RM.

Play offs it is then.