Suhari

ALCATRAZ!!!!!

Penalty! Theo looking good.

G'afternoon. Not happy to see Bednarek OG and Amateur Maitland-Niles start. Okay with Theo: he's looked sharp recently. 4-3-3? COYRs!

Do go sitting on the fence. Feel free to say what you really feel.

Going to need some seriously fit nuns and Croatian eye-candy to get through this match without self-harm.

If you don't tidy your room and eat all of your vegetables, you'll be made to watch Saints on Saturday.

We're gonna get dicked.

I wonder what Dragan is thinking about all of this.

Don't worry. It can't possibly happen. It's only Grimsby: at our place.

Wow. We are tragic. And in many ways funny. How can we be so completely shit?

Put the fucking thing in the box you poofters.

Yep.

We are fucking shit.

Theo!!!

RDRDCC?

DCC! Does what our strikers can't.

Seriously. There's been too many fucking shit decisions. Like: why did I decide was a 'no beer or gin week'? Stupid.

The good news is that the players like Selles, and Rasmus has watched his training. So that's good then.

If only we had a big guy, with a great scoring record to come on and give us another option. Oh. Ahhhhh

Surely he'll make a couple of changes soon.

Two down. Get the bets on. Easy money. We're premier league you know. And at home.

I'm pretty confident we can concede another 2.

So then. Our attacking options from the bench to change the game. Ummm. Aribo. That'll do it. Really.

The VAR guy had sneaked off for a shit.

And take your haircut with you.