Suhari

And the sub hasn't scored in the 3 minutes he's been on. Terrible management. (Gin may be clouding my judgement).

FFS Ruben: be proactive.

Sully on. Let's see him create some chaos.

I reckon we can win this. If we, and cautious Rubes, is brave.

And put Djenepo on for AMN.

C'mon Rubes. Tall Paul and Sully for Adams and Walcott please. Now.

Bet that's not the first time Lyanco has had a bloody finger.

I remember when we didn't play IN positions, we played FROM them. And fuck me. Lyanco scores!

Better to go out swinging. Tall Paul and Sully on. And if we can avoid taking anyone off, that'd be good too. Except AMN. Get him off. Thanks Rubes.

You been talking to my wife?

I need lots more gin. And more nuns. And Croatian birds. And more gin.

AMN you twat.

Lyanco coming on. Think he'll last to the final whistle?

Bednarek. Great defending.

"He's a good football, AMN...." Followed by a classic AMN pass.

Was thinking this earlier. Big respect to the fans who have travelled. Have a beer for me. Hope you make the best of the evening and get home safely.

With. A. Whimper.

Fuck. Sticks.

He has had a coronation to commiserate.

That's where Adams isn't quite good enough. Ings, Broja or Alcarez scores there.

Mickey Evans brace incoming!

Don't bother watching it chaps: I've fucked it for us. Not only am I watching it, paid for, not a dodgy stream - don't think we've won one when I've done this - I've also had a bet on us to win. Foolish I know. Soz. Just as long as there are hairy Croatianuns. And gin.

Twatty fucking dugout dippers.

"Accidentally"!?

I'm putting myself on ignore. Fucking hate Everton.