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Bet that's not the first time Lyanco has had a bloody finger.

I remember when we didn't play IN positions, we played FROM them. And fuck me. Lyanco scores!

Better to go out swinging. Tall Paul and Sully on. And if we can avoid taking anyone off, that'd be good too. Except AMN. Get him off. Thanks Rubes.

You been talking to my wife?

I need lots more gin. And more nuns. And Croatian birds. And more gin.

AMN you twat.

Lyanco coming on. Think he'll last to the final whistle?

Bednarek. Great defending.

"He's a good football, AMN...." Followed by a classic AMN pass.

Was thinking this earlier. Big respect to the fans who have travelled. Have a beer for me. Hope you make the best of the evening and get home safely.

With. A. Whimper.

Fuck. Sticks.

He has had a coronation to commiserate.

That's where Adams isn't quite good enough. Ings, Broja or Alcarez scores there.

Mickey Evans brace incoming!

Don't bother watching it chaps: I've fucked it for us. Not only am I watching it, paid for, not a dodgy stream - don't think we've won one when I've done this - I've also had a bet on us to win. Foolish I know. Soz. Just as long as there are hairy Croatianuns. And gin.

Twatty fucking dugout dippers.

"Accidentally"!?

I'm putting myself on ignore. Fucking hate Everton.

Keep the faith.

Hmmm. Huge experience in the game, and certainly a big name. Showed leadership, loyalty and character during the silliness at Derby. I don't particularly like the guy and have no idea if he is (tactically and from a man-management point of view) any good. Probably better than Jones though!

I always was, and remain, a fan of the SR concept.....buy talented, highly rated youngsters, give them game time, sell at a big profit, rinse and repeat. Couple this with high-press, attacking footbal and we have a clear identity, which aligns to the best of our recent times. And credit to them: they have a few £££ and haven't been afraid to spend it. But their implementation of this has been utter dogshit. Woeful. Complete clusterfuck at every level. We need more than just kids: we need some experience around them; we need an experienced manager buying into 'the project' and we need less 'trying-to-be-clever-spreadsheet-bollocks.' Hoping we see a big clear out and refresh this summer, and quickly. I am quite excited to see what will develop; next season could be lots of fun.

Pretty sure Ostlund is long retired. That said, he'd still be a better option than AMN.

And Neil Shipperley is out on license*, so let's have him show us what he's got. (*Not true I know, but it worked for the gag).

Will be interesting to see where he ends up. Turkey maybe? Surely not another Prem team.