Suhari

Could it be? Is he back? Something comfortably familiar about this type of question.

The Gary Glitter approach.

NURSE! Another one has got out of his room. Bring the restraints. And valium. Lots of lovely valium.

Go easy. I like onions. Particularly red ones.

At least the pub is open.

FAO Eric Black. Please accept my apologies: it was Selles all the time.

He was a spent force and it was right for him to leave. That said, I do think we'd be doing much better than we are now, had we kept him.

#gamechanging

Points lost from winning positions is something we're good at.

And that's 3-1

That'll teach him to score.

Perraud injured? Is that going to be 3CBs, with Djenepo at LWB. Or 2CBs with Lyanco at RB?

Just knowing that we get to play against top EPL teams is what gives me the greatest pleasure. Warm and fuzzy: just like Semmens told us to be.

Seeing us win more games, score more and dominate teams. I hope. Seeing some of the youngsters come through and get game time. I hope. Seeing Alcarez and Sully run games for us. I REALLY hope.

Who cares. Just need to CTRL+ALT+DEL the club. Reinstall and start again next season.

The quality of broadcasting has definitely declined since Sir Trevor.

Signing a striker in the summer may have helped. Not the only issue, granted, but it we'd have scored a few more, who knows.....

Ohh. Did a thing just happen?

Will Selles use his press conference to talk about how we are growing and developing, and getting back to our football identity?

Isn't he great in training though? Apparently the board think so.

Northern twats even think they're better at watching shit than we are. Bloody dugout-booers.

I assure you Mrs Armstrong, all Saints fans feel the same way. (BTW: does he ever score at home?)

Club needs a proper reset. Miles away from the Adkins, Poch, Koeman years. Tragic that it's allowed to get like this.

I'm not watching and it's still fucking horrendous.

When is he out of contact?