Suhari

Nice to be ahead. But fuck me, we are shit.

Who is the wanker in the white?

Right. I'm opening a can of beer.

SCIENZA!!! Classy.

A shite for shite swap.

That was a fucking awful run/touch from him. Basic.

Another chance. Looking slick.

Goal???? Great move. Saved on the line.

Mads in CM alongside Azaz. According to the EFL graphic on the Saints website coverage.

Seems a bit fucking amateur.

Hmmm. So is that Azaz in a deeper role, with 3CBs, or Edwards as a DM with a back 4? I wonder if the players know! On paper a 4 of Azaz, Scienza, Archer and Armstrong should create. We're going to win 3-0

We'll win this 3-0.

I met him once. It was a Monday.

Iz it 'cause 'e iz a ginga?

This seems so obvious to me. I don't why we're not doing it.

Yeah. I don't get the 3 CB now. He waffled on about not having the wide players for a back 4, then we signed Fellows and Scienza, and we're still with 3 CBs. I'm pretty patient, but he's not all that. Surely we can do better.

Oh no you don't. When you're up to your armpits in shit, the last thing you do is take a dump.

The individuals are, without doubt, better than the sum of the parts. At this level they are not donkeys. We're under-performing.

Yep. Our squad is, for want of a more eloquent term, "mustard" for this league. Yes, a proper no.9 would be welcome, but AA and CA have scored a fair few in this league. We are MASSIVELY under-performing. That's on the manager.

It's not going well, is it?

I only saw the last 35 minutes. And it was shit.

As a ginger, balding and shaved, I understand.

Do they have Brett Omerod?!

First time this sentence has ever been written.

Decent cross from Manning. Need a few of those now.