Appy

Am I about to be ITK?

Shame it hasn't worked out for him, but if he isn't in Koeman's plans, so be it.

I'd hazard a guess he isn't an official agent.

Jonno Quick

Not anymore she's not.

Sorry, I probably should've added a wink.

Maybe we're the ones that aren't normal?

She's not bad, far from the worst (that's in presenting skills)

She knows a great deal about football actually, blimey you're very bitter.

On current form, 100%

Will Mane not be a very good player then?

For the pies apparently.

So would his dreadful performance at Millwall.

Was Neil Ashton there then?

Oh does that mean he is leaving? Bids can't be rejected? Tell your bosses thanks for sponsoring today, should help pay the wages.

Townsend is staying put.

No they didn't.

Obviously ********, they don't need a right back.

No it isn't.

Sky Sports News HQ please

Hopefully it comes down to Koeman or Pardew.

Dam, I left work, so I couldn't be first on this one

LOLZ

He's fast, so he must be good no?

Pretty good I think.