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Still waiting for Dune to justify his own thread though.

Oh c'mon Eric! You know it wasn't personal! I was using you as a tool! You know! To get at Dune! I was just using you as a tool, a pliant bendy tool that I could manipulate to form a firm, long dagger to thrust into Dune, over and over, thrust, thrust thrust. sticking you into Dune over and over like a long firm meat dagger, thrust thrust thrust!!! Until we all fall into a heap on the floor, spent and flacid, like a well used dish rag. Sometimes, Eric, I think you are just too sensitive. Which, of course can be a good thing.

All the best comedians are dead. It's not because they are better. It's just because they are dead.

Terry will be drinking Premier Grand Cru by the box if he is anything like I was when I was in Cape Town. That region has an AWESOME wine route that the cops deliberately stay away from!........If it's still the early '80s there.

So, this is a thread about how nobody is ignoring anyone? Magic.

No, of course they don't. Just another stupid thread for between footy seasons.

Take it any way you like, do people really think that humour not pandering to their political sway is less/more funny? If this is the way people think, then the problem lies not with the humour, but with oneself. If you can ridicule yourself, then maybe you can find humour wherever it exists. If you cannot ridicule yourself, then you will most likely only find humour in the misfortune of others.

Some jokes need to be labled. Like that one. Sorry.

So, you didn't get the joke.

You just don't agree with the politics, that's all. If the target were more to your liking you would think it funny. How is this hard to understand? Comedy is subjective. Left wing comedy is funny to left wingers, and right wing comedy is funny to racist paedophiles. See what I did there? It was comedy!

I'm sorry to go off topic, but has anyone else noticed that Eric is getting just a little bit cocky these days? I don't think he was cocky before now, so I am assuming he recently had a largish infusion of cock sometime recently! Dune of course has not been cocky for a while on this thread, so maybe he has lost it. Maybe given his cock away? Oh! Maybe he gave it to Eric! That would explain everything! Dune gave Eric his cock, and now Eric is full of Dune's cock! OK, Sorry guys, now I'm just being offensive...................Or just a little cocky?.......Hmmmm, is that you again, Dune?

This thread certainly got funnier after Dune abandoned it!

Which is somewhat like firing a shotgun at a crowd of people and saying that all the ones that got shot deserved it.

I would respectfully and formally suggest that being accurate and correct will not work in this thread.

LMFAO!!! That was hilarious!!! Wow! You are soooo on form today! Please excuse the formatting, Pasted from an online dictionary. [h=2]Definition of SARCASM[/h]1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain. Often confused with a cuttlefish, which are known for their sense of humour and sartorial elegance. Not to be confused with one eyed trouser snakes.

Nothing to work out. He doesn't want to play with me. He is too busy making on the poor people thread making one or two word posts. If only he realised the potential of his own thread to make a huge comedic statement! My frooking American spellchecker keeps trying to make me put Z where S belongs! oh GRRRRR!!

So here is the collective sum of wit from the patron of this thread thus far. Case closed.

It just never fails to amaze me that people think that anything as subjective as humour has a party political divide. Anyone that thinks this is a moron. It's really that simple.

Pap, I'm no expert on Dune, but i'm pretty sure he doesn't do dry wit as you outlined in your post. I could be wrong, just like that time I thought trimming my eyebrows with a flamethrower was a good idea.............I digress. I do get him. I KNOW I do! I THINK I do! I'm reasonably certain I do!......OK, Maybe I don't, but what the hell, all I see when I look at his posts is a nice big juicy target. The kind of target that I wish was a woman, and my posts were a beefy 'lil man missile ready to penetrate, explore and titilate..... Oh! What were we talking about?

Dune, Post something original and funny from your own sweet 'lil right wing melon in your OWN thread that I can't find with a simple Google search please. Otherwise I suggest we will have to call this thread "Myth Busted'

And if you can trust the judgement of anyone, you gotta trust a bookie for getting it right.

demonstrate your OWN sense of humour or get off the pot?

Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?... Dune?....Dune?....Dune?....Dune?....Dune?....

An absence of humour bypass surgeons.

It's like I said, If I were gay i would be fabulous!! I guess I just like causes. Actually, it's the first time I've even LOOKED at the muppet show for a few years. That would be the better explanation.