Ohio Saint

Yep, that's a great one, and at number one so far......I can still see the grass though! LOL.......Yeah, I will most likely end up using that one though. I would post it now, but I don't want to spunk all my gloating on just one day.

I will never tire of this old standard. NEVER!!

Everything's pretty sticky around my keyboard, to be honest.

I'm guessing you are quite young.

Well, I guess you told them!!! Snuck off and reported them to the interwebz!

Come on guys! I'm still waiting for the PERFECT pitch invasion video to post on my Home Brewing forum.....It has to be perfect if I'm to show them Americans what sport really is!!

I don't love Mrs. Ohio. I told her we were promoted, all I got was a confused and half arsed high five. It's sooooo cold and lonely here. Gimme a hug you bastards!!!

He seems to have been on there forever. Luckily they seem to understand that he is the Lone Bellend without even a Tonto as a friend, and don't really associate him with the rest of us too much

Hmmm.....Spare a thought for Pompey................I just took a dump, does that count?

I was thinking about starting a thread asking for free hugs. This thread is lame enough though so I won't bother. Awww come on! gimme a hetero-hug! I love life!!

He ain't plastic, he's jelly! Edit: that was not supposed to be a fat joke.

I see the KUMB thread congratulating us has been closed due to a girly hissy fit by a mod!

Actually, I'm looking forward to being able to avoid the wrath of the missus as i will probably be able to do some of that stupid girly crap she wants me to do with her on a saturday.....There should be a few matches that are just not that important due to being mid table (Best scenario) It's not like I don't wish we could storm the PL, but it won't happen. These last 3 years though, have totally consumed every single Saturday. Mrs. Ohio has been less than impressed about that!!

Oooh!!! Is that the first appearance of the new PL prediction? Please say it is! I want to be a witness!! I so enjoyed the last 17th prediction!

2nd in the top flight to Liverpool. Yes, it's only 2nd, but it was pretty darned amazing beating Manure to that spot at the end of the season, and Liverpool were worried about us winning it!

Given the general spelling and grammar on this forum, I wouldn't worry about it.

Sorryy, I meant 83-84

I would agree with that, but would add that in those days our future was less clear. 1983 was a heck of a surprise! This time, we have a plan for the future!!

Actually, we don't need a Pompey. Nor does football, civilisation or the human race.

Some of the family were at the skates game. Don Corleone, Sonny, the Irish lawyer one.....

Normally I wouldn't bother watching the play offs........this time i will.

Let's all just man up and weep with joy. No shame in it.

I hope your missus is the one in charge of family planning. You would be knee deep in babies.

I was right about promotion at an early stage this season.....But the 5 year plan? Hell, I was soooo sceptical!! I'll have two slices of humble pie for that one please!

I have one of me cranking one out at the first goal......But i don't think you want to see it.