Ohio Saint

Come on dune, I know you are there. Divvy up!

Max Miller~ The queen swallowed a needle when she was a kid.....Didn't even feel a pr1ck until she was sixteen!

Well, waiting for Dune to display some of his own humour rather than trawling youtube for bad videos is proving to be a huge waste of time. Other ways I can waste my time include:- A) Trying to give a sperm donation when the cubicle only provides the Maggie Thatcher Playboy edition B) Farting God save the Queen in a way that it does not seriously improve the original version C) Clapping my hands together repeatedly without being reminded of the sound that two tory men sound like when in private.

I expect to at least be taken seriously dammit!

I saw a urinal in the front garden of a French house. I don't think it had anything to do with being poor though.

Is that the best you got? "There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is NOT being talked about" ~Oscar Wilde "Nucular" ~ George Bush

He gets his hands mixed up when he washes them too, be gentle with him.

Nothing funny to say then? Come on, we can go head to head. You with your "Right wing humour" and me with my lefty soul devoid mind. We can duke it out! I'll warn you though, I can be funnier than a blender full of monkeys if I put my mind to it......And remember to masturbate regularly.

Good man!! Always be who you are. You will never respect the person you pretend to be. I'm off to copyright that.

Diesel fumes or drowning. Tough choice! I choose dry land and old age please!

Some right wing humour? Chris Tarrant: Dune, you have taken the 50/50, asked the audience and tried to find a friend. I need your final answer. You have to choose between A) Empathy, and B) genocide. Which do you go for? Dune: B!........ no....A!.....Um.....No, B! Chris Tarrant: You are going for B?... Genocide?....... Is that your final solution?

And that's the funny part right there, he thinks he is funny? Or does he think he has a good sense of humour because he laughs and points at things? If it's the latter, then I could point to a small bus full of people that laugh all the bloody time!....But I don't think humour has that much to do with it.

Full disclosure. I'm not gay, but if I were, I would be bloody good at it as soon as i learned where everything is and what it does. I would be fabulous!

You just need to get to know your friends better. Ever wondered why they want you as their friend? First post in muppet show for a few years I think!

I was assuming it would be a mass wedding. get them all in one place at the same time and marry them all together. One big happy family (12 fingers each)

Magic carpet rides. (insert muff diving joke here)

I hope they let them use condoms.

I had an interview for a job a few years back, it turned out the family company is huge on their catholicism. He asked me straight out if I was a catholic. I took about a second to gather myself after the shock that he thought it should be somehow relevant before telling him I was an atheist. That was pretty much the end of the interview. Neither of us wanted each other and we both went happily on our ways. If it's an issue at the interview, it will be an issue during at any time during the employment, so why worry about the truth?

But sadly, does not know what a paragraph is.

The answer is 42. Always was, always will be.

Creative Writing George has done very well this year. Many of his articles have been well composed, informative and intelligent. He sometimes goes off on a comedic tangent, which is always welcome. While his style has often been lighthearted, he may well find the class a lot more difficult next term, so I would not be surprised to see a more morose tone to his writing in the future. A+

Hilarious first post! Seeing as you are so obsessed with this theme, Dune, and post multiple threads on the subject.... I have a song for you. Why are right wingers so repetetive? Why are right wingers so repetetive? Why are right wingers so repetetive? Why are right wingers so repetetive? If you set those lyrics to a rythmic tune, you can actually goosestep to it!

By providing a park in the city where families with kids can run around and play unhindered by crowds on a Saturday afternoon.

Not as bad as the American civil war sub. 7 guys hunched over a hand crank to make the thing go! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._L._Hunley_(submarine)

Too late to get Benny Hill and Ken Russel on the bus. They always disappointed me in regard to saints.