Ohio Saint

I came dressed as an old pervert today. Anyone else in fancy dress?

We are going up! We're going up! We are going up! We're going up! We are going up! We're going up! Oh buggar, I don't know the rest of that chant.

For selfish south coast reasons I had previously wanted Bompey to go up........Huddersfield deserve it though. I hope football wins. They have had a tremendous run-in.

Buggar!!! How many do udders need to score now!?

Yep! A Lambo goal would make me come too!

Verbal nun (Less bandwidth) Picture a sexy brunnette, buttocks exposed, wearing a gas mask while tweaking her nibbles.

Butthole at about 1cm here at the moment.

Lucky fag time. BRB

Make the ball do the work!? That's a pile of bullcrap!!

Plymouth giving everything they've got.......They gotta do that for 90 mins though.

overcast and miserable weather here. Just a "Bleh" day. Grass is 2"

No worries today guys!!! It's my turn to drive the bus!

Yes, caller. Credit to Markus.

Fonte!!!! oops! Just practicing

Henry Cooper died!!??? Oh!!!

Practicing my celebrations here. Does this dance make my butt look big?

I'm really not in the mood for Dave today.

Rainbows and unicorns all the way today. We'll stuff 'em!

I got up early to get some work in before the match today......Started drinking at 9am.......Got nothing done. I hope these nerves are over today.

Testing..........Testing...........

It just came on........Cricket!

You REALLY want me to crap my pants on Monday, don't you!? Streaming? That would be soooo cool!!

You got the facts wrong about us. We are not up yet. Anyways........Your lot have secured a play off place. Good luck in that! I hope to see us both in a better division next season!

I agree with the sentiment, but honestly.......Save that stuff till it's over! PLEASE!!!