Hatch

He has already been rumbled. Caught last year staying in a 5 star hotel, instead of hiding inside a badgers anus, with hollowed out marrows for shoes.

He wasn't texting when he crashed, she was. He had been texting earlier.

He has been crap in every game I have seen him play. Club or International. Might have scored a great goal on occasions but would have been useless for the other 89.5 minutes of the match.

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I had 1. I cooked/made 15. I wasn't fast enough to eat them. I do shop at Tescos. It's convenient.

Where can I obtain said pharmaceuticals?

They was also a queue stretching outside the crepe shop on Marylebone High Street. I don't know how much they were charging.

If they get upset by it, maybe they should think twice about doing it

Really ???

Not really cakes though are they? Nor Biscuits.

Lets be miserable, Whats the worst news you personally have had this year so far. Mine is having to take a pay cut. Only 5% , but still a pain.

If done properly it could be quite good, If it is just a small group of teenagers giggling away as it looks on that utube video then it looks stupid.

Good pic of him in todays Sun as well. Pretending to be upset.

she is 7

had an itchy nose stood on the tube this morning. Grabbed my hankie (clean , straight out the cupboard this morning ) out of my pocket to have a good scratch and poke. 30 seconds later I realised it wasn't a hankie after all but a pair of my daughters knickers. I could have died. A few people giving me really odd looks. :(

had an itchy nose stood on the tube this morning. Grabbed my hankie (clean , straight out the cupboard this morning ) out of my pocket to have a good scratch and poke. 30 seconds later I realised it wasn't a hankie after all but a pair of my daughters knickers. I could have died. A few people giving me really odd looks. :(

fri - day off, got ******* wangkerred. Had barny with missus sat - recovery sun - watched tv all day . never been so bored. Mon morning - total humiliation - involving The Tube, itchy nose and kids knickers. May have to kill myself. was 5/10 until this morning , now minus a zillion.

fri - day off, got ******* wangkerred. Had barny with missus sat - recovery sun - watched tv all day . never been so bored. Mon morning - total humiliation - involving The Tube, itchy nose and kids knickers. May have to kill myself. was 5/10 until this morning , now minus a zillion.

Fri - Canoeing the Amazon. Sat - Moving The Sphinx to Libya Sun - Bog Snorkling

******. Scored too slowly first thing yesterday. Cost us about 45 minutes bowling

I like that idea.

None of us would have complained if he had put his money in SFC.

I would say that is more like a zombie than a ghost.

LOL, I'm saying out of those 72, only 7 or less are any good.