Hatch

Sheffield United are bringing 8,000.

They should bring the kick off forward to 5 o'clock or something. Give all 150 attendees time to get home afterwards.

Fook Knows, it's a pain in the arse, both schools my kids go to are closed and I can't see any reason for it. The roads are perfectly clear. We've had to dig up the mother in law and get her to baby sit.

'round 'em up, put 'em in a field, and BOMB the bastards'

'Can you play right back'

two nurofen and a shot of whisky is the answer

Cricket

Most people would blame Mr R. Lowe, I myself think it's Piers Morgan

Will someone please think of the children

7. The scoreboard in the corner , labelled A to M or whatever. You had to have a program to see which fixture related to which letter

I liked him.

Why waste money saving a cat. Just let it drown FFS and get another one.

I never understood why the PE teacher had to video us in the showers. Something to do with making sure we washed our hair he would say. Suppose that was normal back then.

Fri - working at home. Sat - hair cut, take kids to birthday party, walk around lounge 20 times to make up for not going to this march thing. Sun - Liverpool v Ch€£$€a then NFL so in summary. Fook All.

I am going to stick my 5p bet on the Steelers to win big. I predict something like 35-14

I received a trainer across the arse

plus 2

they fooked up whoever it was. Now an innocent thread will have Operation Ore all over it. Lifetime ban IMO

You're right. This thread is the pits

aaaaaah. bokkols.

and for next weeks 'random people giving the club advice' section we will have Fiona Phillips explaining the art of the overlapping full back.

jeez, some people are so up themselves.

Wayne Bridge played most consecutive Premier league games, I'm sure he missed some cup games during that run though. So I reckon it is someone else.

I've had a vision from above.... (or some would call it a text from Durleyfos) 4. 'What a waste of petrol'

Soot gets everywhere