Hatch

1 / 10 . and that one was only because Saints didn't lose.

Fingers crossed. That would be brilliant.

Minipops When they get 4 and 5 year olds to impersonate real professionals

Sad. Top quality boxing commentator and very very knowledgeable

Liverpool would be bottom half without Gerrard

Expect the pub owners to be sued next week for failing to protect the arsonists

The Wotte Horror Show

Have we signed Skacel yet

or was it Bionic Woman.

Wonder Woman

I never realised he was that old.

Makes no sense to me either

it would be great if he could steal a goal against them

I may attend this game.

Wondered when you would come out of the woodwork..

I will give you £5 for 50.000001% of the company. I think it's a great idea.

Let us know how you got on.

Total tossers. I wonder if me smashing them about the head with a baseball bat falls under the performance art banners they are so quick to hide behind.

Nuffink. On the wagon so staying well clear of pubs and offies. This no drinking is a serious hard thing to do. Been 6 days now but feels like a lifetime. oh, driving to Rotherham on Sunday to collect a car for my sis-in-law.

What would anyone want a 20 foot long soaking plank of wood for?

I saw a bloke with an 'I'm the Stig' T-shirt. I always assumed it was him

I got fook all when I called them

I have an alert set up on my mobile for them.

I find the calenders more offensive than the page 3 girls. Surely every year, the days and months come in the same order. Whats so hard to remember about that.

Mines blue.