Hatch

Portugal only had a major tournament back in 2004.

The 2018 England World Cup squad will be packed with the current Saints team!

Hopefully it will be Andover as we will beat them. No chance against Swindon.

You can guesstimate by remembering what was on TV when you drifted off (if you have a TV in the room of course)

I've ****ged 30 of them

I'll still be your friend

Should have that law here

about 2 hours

I was 30 once

I just don't get where they get the figure for the transfer fee from. There is no way of Man City getting any of that money back. Plus now AC have £100m plus to spend we may lose some of our players to them like Bradley and that Forecast fella

Fri - off work with yuppie flu or something equally fatal. Sat - Windsor & Eton FC v Didcot in afternoon, then School days fancy dress for a mates 40th in the evening. I look great in a skirt and stockings. Sun - recovery

One of the best names ever.

I was in a strip club in Magaluf a few years back. While enjoying the hospitality I glanced across and Brett Ormerod was in the booth alongside me. Top Bloke.

Watching on the news channels now. It would have been bloody cold in that water. Also seems like the pilot has done a pretty good job

Plane crashes into Hudson River in the US. No reported deaths, but will provide good ammo for the tree huggers against the 3rd runway

I'm off to the docs as well, for some reason my heart beat has dropped to about 10 beats per minute

Maybe it was one of the site admins losing everyones £5

Vote Labour

I don't actually think this happened, I reckon it's just a made up story released by the Police every so often just to remind people of these scams. I can't believe people still respond to these emails, and how can a 32 yr old retard who has obviously lived in a bubble for his whole life amass £130,000 spare cash.

Journey

You'll go blind

Sad news. Best of luck to him

'get off me'

Keith Scotts Red and Green Army

Poor Roeder, but, if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen