Hatch

April 2005 'We will thrash those skate bastards at Fratton'

show me your tits

Talking of derogatory terms. There is a flag at the Spurs game now in the Spurs end that says 'Waterlooville Yids'. Do as one says, not as one does, I presume then as far as that term is concerned

I like Harry, should be King imo

http://www.eveningstar.co.uk/content/eveningstar/news/story.aspx?brand=ESTOnline&category=News&tBrand=ESTOnline&tCategory=xDefault&itemid=IPED10%20Jan%202009%2016%3A59%3A27%3A643

I like it. It is a bit like Takeshis Castle

Anyone who picks Lucas can not be a sane man

Points dedution hopefully for the Skates. They should have used something stronger than Sol Campbells hairdryer to keep the pitch warm.

We can't accept Middle Eastern money. Think about our Jewish supporters.

I queued behind Garraway in John Lewis t'other day. She was buying a toy fire station. She is tiny and had a bigger arse than I expected.

You will lose 4-0 Bridge will score as well.

Beattie will still be a Championship player in 6 months time

Not in Bristol though where it is common practise.

If successful, can you imagine all the scumbag Karen matthews types smashing up their own kids in 'accidents' and then sueing their partners. Just for cash.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7818751.stm Man wants Kidney returned from wife after divorce.

“To counteract this we have reviewed all areas of the business, including salaries and overheads, with a view to making reductions where possible. The planned cleaning of the toilets, scheduled for 2012 has now been postponed until 2015. The Meat Pies ,with immediate effect, will now in fact not have any meat in them but price will remain the same. The 250,000 all seater ,underwater, golden plated, new stadium with fishing lake attached is now just a dream. We will approach Havant with a view to sharing their stadium.

a what?

I bought a bottle of some unblocker product a few weeks ago to unblock the shower plughole. Poured it down, loads of funny noises and smoke came pouring out like some sort of mad scientists lab. Did the job though brilliantly.

4 -0 . But it's not all bad. We do win a corner in the 67th minute when they mis-hit a back pass in an effort to keep their keeper awake.

Warney - No thanks. That would just be ridiculous.

He swerved to the leeeeeft He swerved to the riiiiiiiiight He crashed in a tunnel His driving is shyte

On the wagon , so nothing all weekend. Buying a skirt and frilly pants though tomorrow.

I had a blocked sink last year. Cost £3,300 to fix. They had to dig up the floor and everything. Have a Good Weekend.

M&S is dying because all their customers are dying and not being replaced.

...............15 year old Mitchell Le Tissier looks set to continue in centre midfield for the 10th game on the trot alongside 14 year old Luke Benali.