Hatch

I find the calenders more offensive than the page 3 girls. Surely every year, the days and months come in the same order. Whats so hard to remember about that.

Mines blue.

We could try and get on one of the shopping channels. I'm sure we could get a half hour slot after the Pilates machine and before the George Foreman grill.

he he he he he he he

and after tonight, I don't think Bale will EVER play for Spurs again. He is worse than me.

Just one more goal. Will make me very happy

Fratton '84

I haven't seen us lose a game since we lost 4-1 at Fratton. In fact we have won every game I have seen since then. That's why I don't understand all the moaning on here every week, I think we are brilliant.

George Bush. Looking for work, tough defense policy,

But if English teams continue to dominate the Champions League for the next 10 years , I think it would look a bit crappy if all the best players in the World were in the Premier League , so the public get to see them every week, and then we have the tournament here, so we get to see them some more. I say spread the tournament around so that 3rd world countries like Spain and Portugal get a chance.

Rupert will appoint himself as manager. Expect to see him in his RL Tracksuit by 5pm today.

Portugal only had a major tournament back in 2004.

The 2018 England World Cup squad will be packed with the current Saints team!

Hopefully it will be Andover as we will beat them. No chance against Swindon.

You can guesstimate by remembering what was on TV when you drifted off (if you have a TV in the room of course)

I've ****ged 30 of them

I'll still be your friend

Should have that law here

about 2 hours

I was 30 once

I just don't get where they get the figure for the transfer fee from. There is no way of Man City getting any of that money back. Plus now AC have £100m plus to spend we may lose some of our players to them like Bradley and that Forecast fella

Fri - off work with yuppie flu or something equally fatal. Sat - Windsor & Eton FC v Didcot in afternoon, then School days fancy dress for a mates 40th in the evening. I look great in a skirt and stockings. Sun - recovery

One of the best names ever.

I was in a strip club in Magaluf a few years back. While enjoying the hospitality I glanced across and Brett Ormerod was in the booth alongside me. Top Bloke.

Watching on the news channels now. It would have been bloody cold in that water. Also seems like the pilot has done a pretty good job