http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7789236.stm
I did once when I found a bin on fire walking home from the pub once at about 4am.
But it seems everyone is these days, I read last week that an MP called the fire brigade on a 999 call because her boiler wasn't working.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/specials/unusual-tales/birthday-boys-name-doesnt-take-the-cake/2008/12/17/1229189675703.html
They are not racists despite having kids called Adolf Hitler, Aryan and Hinler (sic).
Those kids have a lovely life to look forward to.
Talking of work, has anyone seen our secretary?
She has disappeared.
Didn't come into work last 2 weeks ago and we have not seen or heard of her since, just one email from her on the day saying that her mother in law was ill and she was going to visit her. Not heard from her since and her phone is switched off.
Just noticed he is playing now for Liga de Quito who will be playing in the Club World Cup Tournament with Man Utd out in Japan.
Another player deemed not good enough for us (by some) but now playing at a level a million miles higher than we currently are.
Also I thought he had been banned for a year or something for a punch up.