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too ****ed to care. He was about 6ft 10 and 16 stone so probably would have been bad. My wife had to tell him to F-off as I was to incapable of speaking.

Fri - f**king got c**nted in Bristol. Some bloke tried to bum me. Sat - recovery day 1 Sun - recovery day 2. Saw parents before their 3 month holiday to Oz.

Take 'em back to Old Trafford and beat them there.

I am still trying to find out what language that Diana sings in. She sings words that I have never heard of before.

Heading off to Bristol shortly for raping and pillaging

I am going to a fancy dress party in a few weeks dressed as a school girl. Everyone will fancy me.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1981068.ece Thats the message to Arry from the Worlds greatest supporters... SICK soccer fans have been plaguing Spurs manager Harry Redknapp with vile phone calls – saying they hope he and his family will be killed in a car crash. The shaken Sun columnist, 61, has been swamped with abuse since leaving Premier League club Portsmouth for their North London rivals last month. It is believed a text message has been circulated among Pompey fans giving Redknapp’s number and urging them to give him hell. One caller said he hoped the boss would have a motorway accident that would kill him, wife Sandra, football pundit son Jamie and pop star daughter-in-law Louise. Another told Redknapp he should be struck down by cancer and have a lingering death. ****ney ’Arry has changed his number but will consider calling in police if that does not work. Sky TV commentator Ian Darke, a Pompey fan and close friend of Redknapp, called the abusers “pathetic”. Redknapp won the FA Cup with Portsmouth in May. But he was pelted with eggs when he returned to the south coast to be awarded the Freedom of the City two days after quitting.

Your fill in the blanks one was great. Wish I had thought of it first. I may nick it anyway!!

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Milan are shocking

get up ya poof

Dinner

Kids had a rabbit called Tizzy. It was eaten by a fox.

Why isn't he honoured? Is it a personal choice? In this day and age someone like Jade Goody is more likely to get something than Mick.

nicked from F365 cos it made me laugh. http://www.jeffwinterentertainmentandmedia.co.uk/letters/0708000.htm Quality replies to his letters , ever the diplomat. - James on 19th November and Snide beard 16th November.

****** to them, luck of the draw, they could have been at home to Metalist.

It should be trialed at least (should that be with 1 L or 2??). But only on measurable decisions (ball over line, fouls in/out of box etc) Captains/Managers can only have one appeal per half. Once used that's it.

someone tell me about chipped Wiis. Does it work properly, is it easy to get games etc etc..

and Phil Tuffnel now I think about it. Pretty much any 'ex-sportsman' to be found trying to be funny and failing embarrassingly on Question of Sport.

oh, and Matt Dawson.

The manager of Tottenham Hotspurs Football Club. and his son.

They will be thinking they are back home in Rio...

I love that. You can see Jerry in the background laughing.

I have done a couple of times. I have also hitchhiked to Paris 3 times

Stick it in next doors bin. Not my view as I recycle, but others will.