VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshi*ting and you're a cheap b@stard. Virgo men are usually gay and the majority of Virgo women are whores.
Spot on.
In the same vein, I know that I will never be murdered as I have lots of decent photos of myself and not some grainy image from the 1980s as my only form of ID for the media.
But where do you draw the line, Are we talking people working in cafes, Shop staff, What about heads of Departments, Should Ronaldo be told to Eff off and Bradley Wright Phillips play at No.7 for Man U instead.
It could happen.
1, She eats kangaroo testicles. leaves semen in gaps in teeth.
2. She Snogs Kilroy. Semen Transferred.
3. Kilroy snogs Esther. Semen transferred
4. Esther snogs Martina. Semen transferred.
5. Martina plates Nicola. Semen Transferred.
6. Nicola gives birth to kangaroo in July.
See, perfectly plausible.