But where do you draw the line, Are we talking people working in cafes, Shop staff, What about heads of Departments, Should Ronaldo be told to Eff off and Bradley Wright Phillips play at No.7 for Man U instead.
It could happen.
1, She eats kangaroo testicles. leaves semen in gaps in teeth.
2. She Snogs Kilroy. Semen Transferred.
3. Kilroy snogs Esther. Semen transferred
4. Esther snogs Martina. Semen transferred.
5. Martina plates Nicola. Semen Transferred.
6. Nicola gives birth to kangaroo in July.
See, perfectly plausible.
Why not copy the idea of myfootballclub.com who bought Ebbsfleet. But instead of buying a club, buy a player Tevez stylee and then loan him to the club.
Then sell him next year to Chelsea for £50 million. (or more)