Hatch

a lot of people seem to be ticking the wrong box.

Smokers standing in the doorway. It honestly is a complete accident if my shoulder smashes you in the jaw as I try and squeeze past.

Shame she fell off.

Rover & Tyson

I was at the poll tax riots. Saturday was worse though.

The correct was is not always the best way. Only the best get kicked out of there.

According to The Sun, she is now ****ging the 14 year old with the remedial hair cut.

my way is better.

I saw her for the first time last week, (yellow , I think, the coldplay song) I thought she was doing it in a comedy voice. I was in stitches at some of her pronounciations of words.

Brundle is the most important signing.

got drunk, did things a 39 year old pretending to be 21 would do. Nearly married a stripper. 9/10 due to Saints win and lager frenzy.

Someone died before the game in the car park

Fri - Day off, probably go to a DIY store and buy a big power tool to make me feel manly. Sat - Reading, watch us lose, beat up wifes family who support Reading. Then out in Windsor for pills,thrills and bellyaches. Sun - teeeeeeeeveeeeeeee

Dog poo of the famous should be cleaner

It's not the pub, the dodgy staff are the problem

brilliant . LOL

I just noticed that could be Gerry Forrest, the ex-Saint elegant right back.

Using their logic, you could complain about every advert ever seen on TV for one reason or another.

ahhh, the Monks Retreat, nightmares are all flooding back..

The thing is now, because of this horrific story , there may be a complete swing the other way and children being taken away from completely innocent parents, because the authorities are afraid of being caught out again. I know it's better safe than sorry, but you could end up with kids being taken away because someone saw the parents shout at the kid in tescos or wherever.

£10K for Pompey Lass £25k for Ponty

Note to all above. the answer is Mark Dennis

weirdos

marriage counsellor.