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I thought Figgy Pudding was an american porn actress

Why do you need to know where speed cameras are? Unless you are a potential child murderer.

He is in my top 5 hated player list.

Not to mention the fact that Hamilton is the best in the world (where world = 2 people)

Rebecca Adlingtone Nicole Cooke Chris Hoye Rebecca Romero Bradley Wiggins Ben Ainslie Harry Redknapp Christine Ohuruogu Lewis Hamilton Joe Calzaghe Andy Murray

last WC qualifier is Oct 14th at Wembley.

clashes with Points of View

It's going to be 'live' statues as far as I can remember. You can apply to stand up there for one hour or something.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7758112.stm Anyone been, Looks good. Website doesn't seem to be working for some reason http://www.laplandnewforest.co.uk/ £25 a ticket. Jeez. Deserve to be ripped off by for paying that much in the first place.

Anyway, Stan Collymore is head and shoulders above anyone else.

Thinking of getting one for the kids for christmas. Is there any reason why I shouldn't? any horror stories or anything or do they do exactly what they say on the tin.

Think I'll go, even at £30 a ticket it will only work out as £3 a goal. Great value.

The orange vests should also have their crimes indicated on the back as well. Therefore when the general public (ie me.) are walking by, we will be able to choose which one to spit on.

heard him on 606 on saturday. I think he is up his own arse. Just because he comes across very articulate doesn't mean what he is saying isn't a load of shyte.

Good. Scumbags.

too ****ed to care. He was about 6ft 10 and 16 stone so probably would have been bad. My wife had to tell him to F-off as I was to incapable of speaking.

Fri - f**king got c**nted in Bristol. Some bloke tried to bum me. Sat - recovery day 1 Sun - recovery day 2. Saw parents before their 3 month holiday to Oz.

Take 'em back to Old Trafford and beat them there.

I am still trying to find out what language that Diana sings in. She sings words that I have never heard of before.

Heading off to Bristol shortly for raping and pillaging

I am going to a fancy dress party in a few weeks dressed as a school girl. Everyone will fancy me.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1981068.ece Thats the message to Arry from the Worlds greatest supporters... SICK soccer fans have been plaguing Spurs manager Harry Redknapp with vile phone calls – saying they hope he and his family will be killed in a car crash. The shaken Sun columnist, 61, has been swamped with abuse since leaving Premier League club Portsmouth for their North London rivals last month. It is believed a text message has been circulated among Pompey fans giving Redknapp’s number and urging them to give him hell. One caller said he hoped the boss would have a motorway accident that would kill him, wife Sandra, football pundit son Jamie and pop star daughter-in-law Louise. Another told Redknapp he should be struck down by cancer and have a lingering death. ****ney ’Arry has changed his number but will consider calling in police if that does not work. Sky TV commentator Ian Darke, a Pompey fan and close friend of Redknapp, called the abusers “pathetic”. Redknapp won the FA Cup with Portsmouth in May. But he was pelted with eggs when he returned to the south coast to be awarded the Freedom of the City two days after quitting.

Your fill in the blanks one was great. Wish I had thought of it first. I may nick it anyway!!

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Milan are shocking