Hatch

yeah, yeah, I've seen DSMs swimming pool bought from the proceeds of the previous regimes 'donation' threads.

To start off this new Entente Cordiale , I shall be going to the Emirates on Sunday, to watch Arsenal v Portsmouth, but I shall be wearing my Saints Shirt so that the nice Pompey fans can identify with me.

My kids were taken to a few games when they were younger, now they are older and can think for themselves, Arsenal have gained another couple of 'fans'.

If we had a floating stadium, we could play one week in Southampton, then float the stadium down to Pompey and play the next home game there.

I was 50/50 , but now I have seen the pic done by PES I am now 100% behind the idea.

Kids got one last year, used it for a day. Not seen it since.

Could have a gay sailor screwing a horse on the club badge

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2068406.ece Will Havant be the new Dallas? Oil has been 'found' under Leigh Park. LOL The firm believes millions of barrels of oil lie under the thousands of council-owned properties on the Leigh Park estate — nicknamed Chavsville and renowned as one of the most deprived areas in the South East.

91. been downhill ever since

Nearly everyone I know has done it/does it.

Why are they all americans, dont we have our own z listers

Other possibles.. Coolio Patrick Moore, Verne Troyer, - No idea who this is Mutya Buena Lembit Opik

yep. I don't have the hump about it at all. Nope, not me. But saying that, I don't feel like drinking ever again after Saturday

today - Off work, Xmas shopping cancelled, due to littl'un being sick. Wife at work, her sister has come to stay, may try and get her drunk and do stuff to her. Tue - nothing Wed - nothing all day then last minute Christmas Eve shopping at the Esso garage. Thur - Play with kids toys. Lunch with family, sister-in-law and mother-in-law Fri - Watch Windsor in the Local derby match with Bracknell Sat - dunno, too far away Sun - Going to the Emirates to watch Arse v SKates

What are you suggesting? How very dare you!

He wont play, JP will do him in the car park before the game in return for making him look like a mug in 1978. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=d1axsnMRbbo

Is there no end to his talents?

probably, unless it clashes with Loose women.

Sod off Sid

golf sale

Hatchs wife is a b1tch

All the English teams could possibly be knocked out..All tough games (except maybe Liverpools as Real are shyte this year). Chelsea v Juventus Villarreal v Panathinaikos Sporting Lisbon v Bayern Munich Atletico Madrid v Porto Lyon v Barcelona Real Madrid v Liverpool Arsenal v Roma Inter Milan v Manchester United

The ones the wife makes. No wonder the divroce rate is so high.

Taylor will won with both hands tied behind his back, I was invited to go on Monday, VIP table at the front , right in the middle. Free ticket, free booze. Can't go. made other plans beforehand. Gutted.

Well? Fri - Staying in, bird is at her Xmas party. Sat - off to Ascot races, then into Windsor for full on drinking. Sun - too far away to make plans for, but I expect it will involve drinking. I predict about an 8/10