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We have the best academy in the whole wide universe, all of our 15-18 year olds were signed for free and will be worth at least a billion pounds each in 5 years time. And we have the best catering.

Story in the paper today about one of their stores closing due to competition from a nearby 99p store.

Story in the paper today about one of their stores closing due to competition from a nearby 99p store.

Hows that song go? Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother... or something...

Hows that song go? Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother... or something...

Mardle is in for entertainment value, not darts. He does make good TV. real tough on Lewis, he made the semis last year as well. Strange one. He is a tit though, so sod him.

Mardle is in for entertainment value, not darts. He does make good TV. real tough on Lewis, he made the semis last year as well. Strange one. He is a tit though, so sod him.

blimey, didn't realise he retired as long ago as 2001.

blimey, didn't realise he retired as long ago as 2001.

Birthdays are over rated

Spurs v Skates next week. Hopefully it will turn into one big punch up and both teams get docked 500 points.

LOL, £2m for a 43 year old. I thought only AC Milan did that sort of thing.

I love the fact that he is allowed to join the army and kill people, but not allowed to call them names.

April 2005 'We will thrash those skate bastards at Fratton'

show me your tits

Talking of derogatory terms. There is a flag at the Spurs game now in the Spurs end that says 'Waterlooville Yids'. Do as one says, not as one does, I presume then as far as that term is concerned

I like Harry, should be King imo

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I like it. It is a bit like Takeshis Castle

Anyone who picks Lucas can not be a sane man

Points dedution hopefully for the Skates. They should have used something stronger than Sol Campbells hairdryer to keep the pitch warm.

We can't accept Middle Eastern money. Think about our Jewish supporters.

I queued behind Garraway in John Lewis t'other day. She was buying a toy fire station. She is tiny and had a bigger arse than I expected.

You will lose 4-0 Bridge will score as well.

Beattie will still be a Championship player in 6 months time