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Wayne Bridge played most consecutive Premier league games, I'm sure he missed some cup games during that run though. So I reckon it is someone else.

I've had a vision from above.... (or some would call it a text from Durleyfos) 4. 'What a waste of petrol'

Soot gets everywhere

6. shot from the kick off 7. Patrick 8. keith Cassells ????

Redknapps house of cards is crumbling....

They did, both took the 10th penalties and both scored brilliant penalties especially the Celtic keepers.

sods law

Celtic 8 Dundee 8 and counting.......none missed so far

Hope it doesn't rain, otherwise there will be about 8

10. Franny

'Parked' my Dads brand new BMW into a ditch near Otterbourne.

excellent. My first ever away game. It's been downhill ever since. And has there been a worse haircut in football than Alan Bileys.

and likewise the women are just a quick bunk up and not likely to get a committed relationship. So when Mr Footballer tells them to sling their hook in the morning they shouldn't get upset/ cry to the NotW / cry to the Police.

I thought the original post was a joke. I didn't get it so ignored it rather than show myself up to be a moron.

Why is it always in February, why can't it be moved to the summer when lurvin' is more fun.

Out of court settlement coming up methinks

There is probably enough food down the side of the sofa to keep me going for a week.

is it worth taking the family there? 3 girls aged 12,11 and 7. Also , best places to stay, Are the resort hotels value for money or not? Any other recommendations.

Taking BtF out for a romantic meal.

Where did this Hungarian team come from , before you all shout 'Hungary', I mean they don't just happen to be hanging around. Flights , hotels etc have to be paid for and surely they wouldn't be paying us for the privilege of playing at SMS.

she has some nasty piercings down there by the look of things

for attempted armed robbery of a Mazda 323. http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=13298291

Lower level for our club, but the same level as our current players.

I did wonder wtf you were talking about, I put it down to Monday mornings and me not understanding , so ignored it.

true story. But even better than that they have signed Hayden Mullins. Corp Ho must be beside himself.