Hatch

I will give you £5 for 50.000001% of the company. I think it's a great idea.

Let us know how you got on.

Total tossers. I wonder if me smashing them about the head with a baseball bat falls under the performance art banners they are so quick to hide behind.

Nuffink. On the wagon so staying well clear of pubs and offies. This no drinking is a serious hard thing to do. Been 6 days now but feels like a lifetime. oh, driving to Rotherham on Sunday to collect a car for my sis-in-law.

What would anyone want a 20 foot long soaking plank of wood for?

I saw a bloke with an 'I'm the Stig' T-shirt. I always assumed it was him

I got fook all when I called them

I have an alert set up on my mobile for them.

I find the calenders more offensive than the page 3 girls. Surely every year, the days and months come in the same order. Whats so hard to remember about that.

Mines blue.

We could try and get on one of the shopping channels. I'm sure we could get a half hour slot after the Pilates machine and before the George Foreman grill.

he he he he he he he

and after tonight, I don't think Bale will EVER play for Spurs again. He is worse than me.

Just one more goal. Will make me very happy

Fratton '84

I haven't seen us lose a game since we lost 4-1 at Fratton. In fact we have won every game I have seen since then. That's why I don't understand all the moaning on here every week, I think we are brilliant.

George Bush. Looking for work, tough defense policy,

But if English teams continue to dominate the Champions League for the next 10 years , I think it would look a bit crappy if all the best players in the World were in the Premier League , so the public get to see them every week, and then we have the tournament here, so we get to see them some more. I say spread the tournament around so that 3rd world countries like Spain and Portugal get a chance.

Rupert will appoint himself as manager. Expect to see him in his RL Tracksuit by 5pm today.

Portugal only had a major tournament back in 2004.

The 2018 England World Cup squad will be packed with the current Saints team!

Hopefully it will be Andover as we will beat them. No chance against Swindon.

You can guesstimate by remembering what was on TV when you drifted off (if you have a TV in the room of course)

I've ****ged 30 of them

I'll still be your friend