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  1. Nice article on Redknapp and what happens when he leaves - https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2019/mar/23/harry-redknapp-is-playing-a-familiar-tune-to-disown-birminghams-blues
  2. "Sha la la, la la la la la, shah la la.................................."
  3. Great window for the blue few, apparently they've managed to blow all their transfer budget by upgrading Awford's Xbox Fifa 2007 to 2008 for 50 pence at CEX Commercial Road.
  4. Wont happen, he's been "inserted" into the Youth Squad
  5. 60 Comedians provided the laughs at Fratton Park last night to break the world record: http://www.theguardian.com/stage/2014/mar/20/portsmouth-longest-standup-gig-record Makes a change from the usual 11?
  6. Current Portsmouth News Sport Headline "Barker: There’s more to come Richie Barker saluted the best footballing display of his Pompey managerial reign and insisted: There’s more where that came from." So their Nil-Nil bore draw was his season highlight!
  7. "Fair enough, though I still think 300 is a widely inflated figure, a portsmyth some would say. Mind you, they will need 100 staff just to man the fish counter!" Screen wipe here please!
  8. Yep and he bought it using an 8 day old "payback in 1 week loan" from Wonga.
  9. Pew, Pew, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Fatin and Pipes.
  10. Recipe idea? Take one "down on its luck toilet" Add one "very scared Pleasure Fish" Introduce one "horny Poopy fan" Whoooooooosh! Result - one set of "Fatless Pipes" and the "mentally scarred, gill damaged fish" gets to live out its remaining days in Southsea Bay.
  11. Instead of a torch they could use the flaming head of a pleasure fish?
  12. For advice on this you'll need to speak to the Snoras Bank in Lithuania
  13. Instead, they are going for the much, cheaper system known as "Mole-vision", you can see one installed here:
  14. Anyone want an FA Cup? Yep we'll have it (FA man looks to man holding a land mine) - how much? 10 years of misery for you & hilarity for your rivals. Yep go on then.
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