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Carry Duff 3.20 Towcester

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/090325/oddities/egypt_telecom_health_offbeat Presumably, the text gets forwarded after you die by someone else.

I can vouch for that.

There is a text doing the rounds that will kill you if you open and read it. True Story. see below... The Egyptian government has been dragged into a rather bizarre situation in the country concerning a "killer SMS". Apparently there is a text message doing the rounds in Egypt from "unknown foreign quarters" which is rumoured to have killed those who have received it. However, such is the concern across the country that the Egyptian health and interior ministries have been forced to comment upon the SMS and confirm there is no truth in the rumours. The Egyptian Gazette covered a story of a man in Mallawi, south of Cairo, who is said to have received the suspicious text and died vomiting blood followed by a stroke. This is said to have happened immediately after he read the text which is apparently made up of numbers and symbols. The government has also forced to deny media reports that those receiving the SMS receive "splitting headaches followed by a brain haemorrhage that leads to death". While there is no scientific truth in any of the rumours doing the rounds this has not stopped the story from spreading to all areas of the country. In a separate development it was also revealed that the Egyptian interior ministry has arrested three workers from an oil company who are accused of starting the vicious rumours. The workers in question are being interrogated by the Egyptian authorities and we await the outcome of these discussions.

I think a lot of his comedy is 'obvious'. Sort of stuff we all talk about in the pub with our mates. So it doesn't make it funnier just cos he is on stage.

It's a girl

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bradford/7962212.stm Honestly, what a retard, Look at the path he was driving down, and still didn't stop until he hit the fence. He should be locked up before he kills someone. Things like this do make me really annoyed.

All hail me. 9-1 as well.

I'm in. I'll make my picks later though.

Price goes up to £110 if the wife is included.

Anyone can come and have a kick around in my garden if they like for a bargain price of £100.

Spider Boy 3.10 Towcester

I am totally indifferent. The Mods/Admins can lock any thread they like, why would I give a fucl{.

Nice of her to pose for the papers as well

The day mine was stolen off my peg at school was one of the saddest days of my life.

Physical Force 4.00 Sedgefield

Who was the last player to play every minute of every league game for us during a season? (if it ever has been done.) I'm asking cos I don't know, not because I am asking a quiz question .

Weird selection in the first place.. It pains me to say, but I agree with Saggy***** Face when he said 'He would never last a World Cup tournament anyway, with games every few days.'

Because Inflation is at zero!! Boom boom, I'm here all week...

Not really , seeing as none of it is right. Well, apart from the NOW bit.

She meant 'live' as in to quote the aforementioned bint 'Would I be able to see if my mum is in by seeing if her car is on the drive?' She was one of the presenters, not a phone in mong

Dozy bint on the radio this morning asked when it would be going 'live'

no idea what you are talking about

Will there be a minutes silence before the England game next week, and I have already started campaigning for a Bank Holiday to be announced in her honour.

Also in the Sun today, it says that yesterday lunchtime Jack went out for a Chinese meal with his mates. I know people grieve in different ways, but going out for a meal just 9 hours after your wife dies isn't one of them...is it?