Hatch

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Weights. I think I must have been off school the day the teacher taught weights. I have a complete mind block when it comes to weights and just do not understand them at all. They mean nothing to me.

That doesn't help.

Planes . How do they stay up in the air?

No he isn't, he is +1, on the cut line

I can't believe I clicked on a link titled funnycatvideos, what the hell was I thinking. Shame on me.

No problem with these sort of games for deserving causes. But buying David Hughes a new car isn't one of them. (or whatever)

Testimonials should have stopped 20 years ago.

finished at -7, was -9 after 15

Essien was immense last night. Gerrard never had a touch.

That a load of bull**** to make out him as poor mister innocent bloke. People walking home from work do not find themselves in the front line of a potential riot situation. He would have to walk through hundreds of people, many aggresive , to get to the position he was in. Not saying he was a threat or rioter but he was being a stubborn sod.

I don't believe for one second this bloke is as innocent as everyone is trying to make out he is.

Quality of opposition.

It costs £6.66 to go and watch Pompey at Blackburn this season. True Premiership Giant.

Have they decided who won yet? Or do we find out the real result in the morning.

Pile'a'shyte

an odds on winner is better than a 100/1 loser.

Tomorrow morning. Before the pubs open.

From tonight and for the next 10 days - Loads of drinking.

2.00 Riverside Theatre 2.32 Herecomesthetruth 3.10 Petit Robin 3.45 Ping POng Sivola 4.20 According to ****

I will not have a kebab tonight in memory of Exotic Dancer.

Can See Denman retiring as well.

Guess where I've hidden my hockey stick

G20.. if only we can arrange for a slice of the $1 trillion. Who do we call?

Can someone tell me whose turn it is to win, saves me getting up early on Sunday.