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Anyone know how to change the commentary to English on the iPad?

My PC is working fine!

FAO 'Saintsdan' please get in touch (see the thread 'Weekly winners' in the forum in the Power Mortgages League on the Fantasy Football website) you have won game week 1 of the Power Mortgages Fantasy Football League and win yourself £10 in gift vouchers, congrats. I don't want to post his personal name on here for privacy issues but if anyone knows the owner of the team Saintdan (who I am guessing is also in the TSW league) please can they point him in my direction as I am only a meagre registered user so cannot PM (and his user name on here may also not be Saintdan as that is simply his FF team name).

Don't worry, I have found it, albeit commentary is not in English. Anyone know how to change commentary to English (if possible) on the iPad? Picture quality is top notch though!

Anyone trying to watch the Chelsea v Villa game on AJS tonight? I am watching it on my iPad but when I click on the link for the game, it is taking me to the Arsenal game?? Anyone else have this problem?

Victor Moses anyone? Odds have apparently been slashed on us signing him? I know that could simply be down to the fact that more people are betting on it with Punch going out on loan but, young, British, hungry... fits the mould and lets face it, unless a lot of injuries and not including cup games, he wont play this season for them. My guess is we will see Sinclair or Moses possibly coming in to replace the departed Punch. It's been covered but Punch was one of our best attacking options last season and whilst a few new additions may have put him down the pecking order a little, he could still have done a job for us from the bench this season so IMO we need to replace him. I think we ideally needed another AM before this news of Punch going out. I think it is critical now.

I like to think of myself as fairly switched on and not too bad at computers but a few of you have made it sound as if it is child's play setting this up. I was up till 5am this morning trying to get this sorted including spending an hour on their 'live chat' online assistance which was absolutely ****ing useless by the way! Their operators took 5 minutes to respond to your question and assume that you have a doctorate in IT with how they talk to you. I eventually insisted that they cancel my subscription to Overplay which I had just signed up with as I was getting nowhere and getting more and more frustrated. Tried that. I get lost at the point where it says I should be changing my 'local area connection' as I am connected through a Wireless network connection (Virgin Media) so my local area connection and local area connection 2 are not being used? When I click on the wireless network connection it doesn't give me options to change IP numbers or anything. Problem with this (correct me if I am wrong) is that I wont then be able to watch it on my iPad which is the main one for me. Does this mean that I wont have to fack around with entering in different codes, switching DNS's and messing around with IP's. I'd happily pay a bit more per month to just have something which does it without messing around as I am clearly not technical enough to work out what to do. I am having the same problem as someone has mentioned above though on my iPad, it say authentication failed or something.

Ok, I'm having major problems with this. Urgent help appreciated... I have signed up for Overplay and got a Smart DNS account. I have got to the following point on the how to guide: Once you have the SmartDNS all setup we to proceed to sign up. Once that is connected we need to go to the JSC/AlJazeera website and sign up. The link to sign up is HERE However, when I click on the 'HERE' it simply says: 'Sorry, you cannot access this page in your location. Due to rights restrictions, premium content is not available to view where you are. Please contact us if you are located in one of the following territories and our team will investigate your settings: Algeria, Bahrain, Chad, Djibouti, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Libya, Mauritania, Morocco, Oman, Palestine (including the Gaza Strip and the West Bank), Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Tunisia, United Arab Emirates or Yemen. Please note that you will not be granted access to the service if your IP address is determined to be in a territory outside of those listed above. If you are located outside of these territories you can watch Al Jazeera Sport Global and Al Jazeera Sport News anywhere in the world through this website or through our apps. For all the latest sports news and results scores please visit http://www.aljazeerasport.net.' So I am obviously doing something wrong?? I thought this would be simple! I'm normally ok with technology and this type of thing but the how to guide seems to be missing a 'step by step' guide as I have followed it to the letter but still cant find out how to work this?! Please help before KO tomorrow!!!

Ok, I'm having major problems with this. Urgent help appreciated... I have signed up for Overplay and got a Smart DNS account. I have got to the following point on the how to guide: Once you have the SmartDNS all setup we to proceed to sign up. Once that is connected we need to go to the JSC/AlJazeera website and sign up. The link to sign up is HERE However, when I click on the 'HERE' it simply says: 'Sorry, you cannot access this page in your location. Due to rights restrictions, premium content is not available to view where you are. Please contact us if you are located in one of the following territories and our team will investigate your settings: Algeria, Bahrain, Chad, Djibouti, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Libya, Mauritania, Morocco, Oman, Palestine (including the Gaza Strip and the West Bank), Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Tunisia, United Arab Emirates or Yemen. Please note that you will not be granted access to the service if your IP address is determined to be in a territory outside of those listed above. If you are located outside of these territories you can watch Al Jazeera Sport Global and Al Jazeera Sport News anywhere in the world through this website or through our apps. For all the latest sports news and results scores please visit http://www.aljazeerasport.net.' So I am obviously doing something wrong?? I thought this would be simple! I'm normally ok with technology and this type of thing but the how to guide seems to be missing a 'step by step' guide as I have followed it to the letter but still cant find out how to work this?! Please help before KO tomorrow!!!

He has just confirmed he was BS'ing as I suspected

As I said, I called BS on him and was really asking someone who has access to SSN to verify this. Have I put 'we've signed him'? Something about a pot, kettle and black springs to mind but I can't put my finger on it...

My mate has just texted me to say we are announcing signing of Damiao for £25m and Banega for £15m today and it will be on SSN shortly. I called BS on him but he is adamant... anyone able to get to SSN and check this out?

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Pointless fact but my great grand parents used to be the Landlords of said pub. I used to love playing on the trampolines in the garden round the back.

Check the thread which started last week. Page 2 titled 'one in, one out this week' started by GS

Maybe you can keep your wummery refined to the muppet show now Glasgow. You don't ever 'break' anything yourself. Your showed this by claiming to break the fact Everton were interested in Wanyama on that tread only to be shown by another poster posting a link that there was an online article around 10 days before you 'broke' the story. As Hypo has said, you do it every year trying to wind up the sheep on here who love to hear information and hang off your every word (sadly) no matter how wrong it is. Tip: if you're gonna wum then try and do it a little less arrogantly. Cue stock response from GS "I broke the lovren story (you didn't) I broke the Damiano interest (you didn't), kit launch, released list blah blah blah" And boasting about bring the most popular person on SWF ever (as you have done on another thread) make you look like a 13 year old school girl who tries to add lots of 'friends' on Facebook to make themselves look popular. Even after accusing you of being a wum you even sent be a friend request?! Haha

Exactly! Please show me where you broke the Damiano interest too Glasgow. I've checked through both the Damiano thread and this one and as far as I can see you are no where near the first person to mention our interest. I'm sure if I could be arsed to look through the Banega thread and other threads for stories you claim to have broke (which as someone has said seem to be growing in numbers) it would be the same. I'd suggest if anyone likes to hear snippets of saints transfer information yet do not really care if it is true or not then simply sign up to ****ter and follow anything with the saintsfc hashtag. There are a number of 'agent' accounts linking us with Messi and the like which you can get wet over

Then he doesn't have long before that 100% record is broken...

* tick tock

Glasgow has been a bit quiet.... Tick rock on the old reputation.... Would be happy to be proven wrong mind but personally, if I were in the know, I wouldn't spout the same line "I broke the blah blah blah blah story" every 5 minutes someone challenges your ITK credibility. I'd probably take the smug high ground and simply say "chose to believe what you want, we shall see..." Besides, a couple of the things you 'broke' I'm pretty sure were broke by others before you. Only people ITK in this forum from what I've seen are VMAN and K Billy. Everyone else seems to be 'look at me'... Like I said, happy to be proved wrong but boasting about things you claim to know, drawing in others like the pied piper draws in rats doesn't make you look good when it doesn't come off. Miltonroader the second!

Who was it that said there would be exciting news this Friday (just gone)? Not implying it was you Glasgow (it may have been?) but someone definitely said someone was signing on Friday just gone and that obviously didn't happen. I thought K Billy was the first person to say Lovren was signing?

Hi guys, some of you have probably seen this already as it's doing the rounds on Facebook at the moment and it got me thinking about possibly purchasing some of these to rent out for 5 aside games lasting 30 minutes. I'm enquiring to the cost of importing these and wanted to do a little research. How much would you be prepared to pay (per person) to hire one of these for 30 minutes in a 5 aside game? Could either be indoors or outside. Thanks!

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No, did Redknapp keep us up last time? He would come here, demand to spend the kind of money he did for the fishy few on washed up has beans who might (although highly unlikely) do it for one season to keep us up but would be on ££££'s per week. The new boss has the right attitude and although I don't like the way Cortese got rid of Adkins or the timing of it, what is done is done and we have to get behind the new guy and support him. The time for bickering, moaning and complaining can be at the end of the season if Cortese's plan has back fired. Redknapp is a mercenary though, just look at his comments about QPR having players they cannot afford for a club with 18k crowds, players on too much and not worth it then he goes and signs a player on rumoured to be £70k a week. He is a dodgy, ball sack faced chump and I wouldn't want him anywhere near our club again.