The Kraken

F*ck me, get a grip you idiot. If that results in a ban then you'd just as well shut the forum down.

RIP the Bear. Made me laugh.

Why? Why do we have to do that? We're a team that play in red and white stripes. I don't see why it has to somehow then be unique.

I hope that at the end of the transfer window you will be denying that you ever said the aim was to spend £300M-£500M and this was just the club's ambition.

Was there lethargy? We didn't seem too lethargic getting Rodrigiuez very early in the summer for what was a then club record fee. We didn't seem too lethargic chasing Ramirez all summer long before finally snaring him as the window was closing. There didn't seem to be a lack of effort; just a debatably questionable issue of prioritising high spending in certain positions of the pitch over others. Which kinds of makes it even more interesting to see where our piriorities will be seen to lie this summer.

I reckon we'll spend more than last season. £35M - £40M.

One Katharina There's only one Katharina One Kathariiiiiiiiina There's only one Katharina

I'm Brian from Cosham and I know nowt either.

I think we all know what happened the last time such a poll was on here and came up similarly in such favour of the incumbent.....

Ticket touting scum.

They do have the same knack for starting utterly sh*t threads and soon after disappearing from them.

Jimmy Hill.

In Premier League terms, not all that much of a rip off really. Could've had Gazzaniga in there......

Actually, Green has made 15 appearances for QPR (13 starts and 2 sub). Possibly a bit harsh to have him in there, though god knows what his huge wages are.

Huge wages and 0 appearances in the league. Got to feel a bit sorry for him, he was enticed to QPR as the de facto new number 1, then got replaced even before the season started!

Just new signings, isn't it? Lambert doesn't qualify.

I think you should mention it many times.

We already have Ramirez and Lallana who play in that position, so unless one or both of those leaves we already have enough competition there.

Can't wait to see what hilarious ruse that painfully unfunny dullard comes out with next, on the back of such classics as "yo-yo strategy", "17th place in the Championship" and "39 points". My sides are aching already thinking about the comedy value of whatever the new line of mirth-making will be.

Marians Pahars managed in Cyprus and Latvia.

Fabregas is out of favour at Barca and apparently Arsenal have first option on him. Well in Theo.

Just for one day, I want to have a go in the world that Art lives in. It must be f*cking brilliant.

Why? St. Mary's public transport links are excellent. At least 3 train stations within walking distance of the ground, one of them a major hub with links all over the country. A decent public bus network all over the city, some of which has even been free with a match ticket. Hythe and IoW ferry to walking distance from the ground. There's even an airport, which is then accessible to the ground via one bus line or a train. For those driving there is also a decent out of town park and ride. Edit: and a National Express and Greyhound coach station within walking distance too.

I think if we don't win the Premier League next year we'll never win it.

Signed. Best wishes fella.