The Kraken

When Michael Chopra played for Cardiff he lived in Newcastle and had a driver to commute him to training.

I'm converted. In fact I think we could win it. We'd find a way to deal with it, our squad's lack of talent at highest level wouldn't come in to the equation. Dean Hammond would p*ss all over Xavi. Cronaldo would never get past Fraser Richardson. Jos & Jose would keeo anyone at bay; because they've played together before. Saints; better than Europe's best.

And King Kenny too; I'm sure they're the same unfunny idiot.

A needy and desperate try hard, IMO. Roger Beeks, there's one for the annuls.

No, he was just a blatantly unfunny tryhard.

Red and White Panda.

Until J-Rod signs (or not) I suggest we turn this into a "blasts from the past" thread, where you identify old user names who used to regularly post here. I'll start with a predictable one, but everyone's favourite WUM, StuRomseySaint.

Sundance Beast, if I recall rightly. Pretty sure they were one and the same. Definite attention seeker, though also genuinely mentally ill (by his own admission, though to what extent who knows).

Indeed. In common with almost all Latvian male names, both christian name and surname end in S.

Terry Hurlock once won third prize in a Brian May lookalike contest at Butlins.

Yes, you're so right. I was caught hook, line and sinker. What a catch. I'm so ashamed, I never saw it coming. Damn you Norway, you should have come to my rescue far quicker than this. You are a banter definition genius, I had no idea whatsoever.

I made that mistake once. Although it ended up at work on my wall, behind my desk, staring at a Pompey fan who sat opposite me. So, swings and roundabouts really....

You're going to have to try much harder than that; far too obvious.

It doesn't seem to answer in one way or the other my original point.

Probably, but I can't be arsed to wade through it, I was hoping for a summary.

True. The best kit we've ever had:

And for comparison, do you have a list just of the amount of clubs in red that have won the championship compared to the amount of clubs in various other colours that have won it?

I actually meant the top division. As I inferred by my previous mention to Manchester United and Liverpool, who have worn red shirts and between them won nearly 40 top league championships. I did ask.

You must have in your nerd football kit archive a list of which colour kit has won the top league the most often, surely? Can you let us have it?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/west-ham/9309702/Queens-Park-Rangers-and-West-Bromwich-Albion-head-the-queue-for-West-Ham-United-goalkeeper-Rob-Green.html WBA supposedly interested in Green. No idea about wages, but from purely a talent perspective I'd choose Ben Foster over Rob Green every day.

I love the delusion on here, its often quite sweet. Last season we couldn't beat Bristol City home and away. This year, with exactly the same players, we could beat Greece, Poland and apparently give England a game. Top work.

In any case, Ben Foster is the keeper I'd love Saints to sign.

What is our wage structure. How much are our players on?

F*ck me, really? You were the one that said he wouldn't leave West Ham; not for Saints. I showed you a reason why that was wrong, and that he just wanted out of West Ham. You then went down some other path of incorrect assumption and accusation. Jesus, lets leave it, you've confused me as well as yourself.

Matthew Le Nerd will probably be flicking through his stat books to correct you, so I'll pre-empt him to state that while teams in red have won a total more championship titles than any other singular colour, this is statistically flawed by Liverpool and Manchester United inidividually winning so many titles but actually the variance across the range of different clubs to title wins compared to the colour kit they wear .... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.