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Peculiarly, I think we'll win too. We'll play well, injured players will be back, Sharp will be in, and we'll turn in our performance of the season to win. 3-1 Saints. Maybe wishful thinking, but we need to show our mettle.

I agree. He didn't score a hattrick on his debut, then use his signing on fee to open a children's hospital, so we don't want him at the club. That goes for Sharp too, couldn't even be arsed to play tonight. Sharp and Lee out.

I am soooooo getting one of these for personal use. For my friend. As a Christmas present.

Hilarious when you think about it! I'm going for: 10 Things I hate About You. :-(

Can I cheat and use Wiki? I think it's "The Clock Tower of Westminster" or something. Although most people generally accept Big Ben as the whole clock's name.

Iain Dowie saying QPR did the best business this window - I think WBA have done very well. Ridgewell and Andrews, quality additions.

(Yes I know only the bell is called Big Ben, before the pedants get me...)

Big Ben - HCDAJFU. Good height from corners, deadly accurate and always on time for training. Good with his hands too, would make a good keeper.

I think we're done - Fonte came back from injury just at the right time. We'll utilise the emergency loan window if we need to strengthen.

Freddie Llungberg to MK DOns???!?!??!?! The world has gone mad.

lol@ the moron fans dancing behind the reporters on SSN and looking like mongs.

Apparently not finalised yet, if I'm right? Got 15 minutes to do it. (It'll probably happen though.)

I wondered why she was moaning louder than usual.

Spare Option would be a good name for a band.

One more than third place.

You beat me to it! West Ham can sign all the strikers in the word, but it means cack all unless you have the defenders in place to hoof it up to them. According to Kumb, they're just relieved we only managed a draw tonight. Beating Birmingham on Saturday will be massive - they're steamrollering through the league - and we need to match or better them, as I think they're our biggest rivals for a top two spot.

I'd post a picture of my lucky knobBut the missus made me put it back on the door.

Convenient injury for Guly. Who's he signing for? ;-)

Lee, come on as a sub for the injured Lambert, scores a penalty to level the scores at 3-3 in the 83rd minute. Saints go on to win 4-3, scoring the winning goal in the fourth minute of injury time, with a 30 yard screamer from Frazer Richardson.

As Rickie gets older, a few years I'm talking here, I can see him sinking into a deeper role, a la Mark Hughes when he was with us. At the moment, the pairing has to be Lambert and Sharp, but I haven't seen anything of Lee to suggest he'd be a better partner for either. Put quite simply, I'm glad Nigel has this dilemma, and not me.

Stuart Hall is quicker than I, he conjures poetry up on the spot! But yes it does read as if being spoken by him. I was going to do all the verses but I got bored with this too.

Twas the night of the deadline, and all over the ground, Not a player was moving, not even Dean Hammond. The kits were hung on the clothes pegs with care In the hope that the first team soon would be there. The fans were nestled all snug in their seats While visions of victory would appear in their tweets And Nigel in his suit, and Nicola in his box Looked to beat Cardiff, for home victories rock. Then out on the pitch there arose such a clatter I sprang from my seat to see what was the matter I pulled out my camera phone and turned on the flash Opened the shutter and gave the button a bash The moon on the breast of the freshly grown grass Gave hope to the fans that were sat on their arse When, who to my wondering eyes should appear But a man named Carlos Tevez. How queer! Such a little old player, so lively and quick The thought of him signing made me feel quite sick More rapid than eagles his signing, it came Left Saints fans singing and chanting his name "Now Davis, now Frazer, now Adam and Danny, On Deano, on Morgan, on Rickie and Lee To the top of the league, to the top of your game Let Carlos join in, we'll be cheering your name!" Nige sprang to his feet, gave the team a whistle and away they all ran like the down of a thistle Then I heard Carlos exclaim as he drove out of sight "You can stuff signing me, your team looks like shyte." Apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, but I'm at work and BORED. (and we're not shyte, but Carlos Tevez is a ******. :-))

Vardy rather... typo.