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I farted just now, a squeaker, and it sounded like it was saying 'Puncheon'. Hattrick hero imo.

I just dropped a lit match on Tadanari's lap, who then ignited. When I put the fire out, he was furious. Not only did I Burn Lee, but he was angry with the result. Hence Burnley will be angry with their result today.

I'm not a Fudge lover per se, but I did think he added authority to the Harry Potter story.

Are we sure it wasn't a twitch?

The most annoying thing today is the press w*nking themselves dry over him. I'd love it, love it, if the FA didn't go for him or if Harry himself turned them down to stay at Spurs. I think he'll miss club life anyway. PLus his reputation is built as a wheeler dealer with a keen eye for a cheap signing - he won't get that luxury with the England prima donnas. I'd rather Pardew TBF, but my first choice would be Mourinho. Sod that he's not English.

Carry on as he's doing and one day in the future I wouldn't be surprised. Not yet though!

I've always been Saints first, England second. If he gets in, I'll be Saints first with a less than passing interest in England. (Roaring on Team GB at the Olympics in the process.) Mourinho would be an outstanding England manager IMO. Worth a punt, more than the c*nt.

A top two finish is not beyond us. I feel our form will pick up, and soon, and we'll be there or there abouts at the end of the season. Play-offs would not be a bad finish, but I'd rather not have to put up with that lottery.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of Markus Liebherr, and to the person for which it stands, one team under Nicola, indivisible, with victory and spirit for all.

Meh. It's a cup we obviously weren't interested in, and it sounds like we lost to a cracking strike. Look for the positives, learn from the negatives, draw a line under it, and move on.

Lucky smoke didn't work. Lucky substitution instead...?

Ok, I'm off. Lucky smoke attempt #1

Lambert on. Woot!

Bart's shyteness vs Blackpool is clearly behind him!

Lambo for Guly?

I'm due a smoke - what time do I go for my lucky smoke? 89 minutes or earlier?

Losing is ghey.

Saints to score on 22 minutes - Lallana.

Am I the only one that thought Bugs Bunny's nemesis was Elmer Fudge?

Newsflash: Harry opens bank account in the cats' name.

Saintsplayer working for me - although I had to refresh it. We win this game IMO. w00T

Maybe if the club adjusted it's pricing for replays (yet another game people can't afford) for a cup competition we're not interested in (Otherwise the strongest team would be out there), more people would come. A tenner a ticket or something similar and I'd have almost definitely driven down for this one. (Not that I've ever had a problem with the pricing before, and I acknowledge the cold may have a big part to do with a low crowd.)

Pretty strong team out tonight. I made a last minute decision NOT to drive down for this one. Which means there'll be goals, and plenty of them.

Igby Goes Down