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Cape Verde my fave team. Minnows that fought. Annoyingly think England could have won tonight but que sera sera. We'd have certainly put on more of a show than the Argies did.

Trump is the John Terry of the celebrations, trying to get involved.

Has been excellent especially bearing in mind his serious injury. I wouldn't be surprised if Bellingham hadn't been in that conversation though.

2034 is in Saudi, which means we could get another winter WC like Qatar. Bloody hope not, much prefer a summer WC.

Yeah 94 was crap. Ironically also in the US.

Trump safe from Argentinian assassination attempts... they can't get a shot on target.

VAR still working on a way to disallow the result.

The Full Monty is on BBC1 in half an hour. Best entertainment they'll have shown all evening.

That's the end of the WC. So what's been happening with Saints? We ready for our Premier League campaign under Tonda? 🤪

...when he joins Saints? 😝

He's no Fernando but another Torres still won it for Spain. Ooh Argies kicking off... pricks.

Blow the whistle ref wanker

I watch most of a shit final, get in the car to come home and Spain wait until then to score. 🙄 Still, goodbye Argies.

Argies defo winning this. Written in the stars.

The Spain defenders have only had to make 4 tackles all game, such has it been one way traffic.

Is there a half time show in extra time? They could probably squeeze someone small in there. Sabrina Carpenter would do.

Come on Spain just bloody bag one. Not long until we have another 30 of this.

Emi Martinez used to play for Rotherham, Oxford and Reading. Mad when you think about it.

Nah, this will go to extra time and we will all have to suffer for another half hour. Longer if it goes to pens.

They have an xG that matches my anus - 🅾️

I think Tuchel has made mistakes this WC but if England had made the final I'm sure it would have been more exciting and goal-laden than this bore fest.

#ragebait

Come on Spain, get Merino on. You know it makes sense.

Argentina - no attempts on goal, no attempts on target. 💩