Sheaf Saint

Do you think you could - just once - bring yourself to respond to the content of one of Soggy's posts objectively instead of just attacking him personally? Your obsession with him is just plain fucking weird.

And how is that working out for them exactly? No point signing players just for the sake of it. We will have had targets who we believed would have improved on what we have. It's frustrating that those deals all fell through, but I'm glad we didn't just go and spunk that money on more dross.

See now I know you're just trolling, because it simply isn't possible that anybody could actually be this fucking stupid.

I find it absolutely mental that anybody is talking seriously about Johnson returning. He was forced to resign in disgrace because he was so fucking corrupt and incompetent. How could these fuckers even dare to suggest he could stand again and potentially win? What do they think will happen? This is a man who was so totally deluded that he genuinely thinks he did a brilliant job and couldn't bring himself at any point to apologise for his actions. The notion that this colossal prick has learned his lessons and definitely won't make the same mistakes a second time round is beyond laughable.

The result of the Brexit vote suggests otherwise.

Great idea. Then who do we play in CM?

The subs made us much better but Bournemouth had burned themselves out by that point. Did well to play keep ball and see it out for the last 10 mins though. Very welcome 3 points though, even if it does paper over the cracks a bit.

JWP's passing has been utterly gash tonight.

It's just like watching Brazil 🇧🇷

So much time to think about it and he does that!

Finally got our feet on the ball and managed to keep it for a few minutes. Unlucky Che! Have Bournemouth burnt themselves out?

10 mins left. Get Edozie on to give their defence something to think about.

He's clearly not a DM. So what is he?

Could this be the first ever 100% result in the Saintsweb MOTM poll?

Oh Jesus this is horrific to watch. They are swarming all over us and we just can't get out and keep any possession anywhere on the pitch. Literally every ball is going straight to a Bournemouth player. If we somehow hold on to this lead it will be a miracle.

We're gonna sit back and play for the 1-0. Because, you know, we're so good at that. What the hell shape are we playing now with Stu on for KWP?

Oh fucking brilliant. Now KWP is injured.

Yep. Carbon copy. We're clearly struggling. Lyanco on for Aribo? WTAF Ralph!?

Finally ref! No FK when a Bournemouth player went over.

The ease with which we are giving up possession tonight is very troubling. Lucky for us Bournemouth have been shit and done nothing with it. As always we have no control of the game in midfield. Everything is rushed and panicky.

Free header. Should be 1-1.

Yep. Giving them a FK every time they fall over. Maybe we should try it more.

Bazunu doing well tonight.

And making some very sloppy passing errors too.