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It wouldn't they're sh;t. Seriously make a scarecrow out of bright colours.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/DEER-REPELLER-DETERRENT-CHASER-PIR-DETECTION-/350336706989?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_SportingGoods_Hunting_ShootingSports_ET&hash=item5191b1e9ad Or a 308 rifle.

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moist

Hatch you're gonna like this: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80447979/

yer uncle

the Bangles

She'd look better with my co.ck in her hand other than that glass of champagne.

Besiktas! If you look at the top of the picture and see the building with the red roof tiles, my flat for 9 months was dead opposite. Derby day in istanbul was unreal.

You sick fukkers!!!!!!!!

My nextdoor neighbour is in a wheeliechair, her skin is like a mirror carp, her hair is like Worzel Gummidge, and she drives around giving orders in her battery portaloo. In the summer she sunbathes naked, which isn't pretty as she only has one boob which hangs down past her belly button. Her legs are like twiglets, and her undercarriage resembles Demis Roussos but ginger.

Ask Maurine 118247, I can't be bothered, going to the pub to watch the ladies darts. Twenty six, good darts Tracey, you're throwing well tonite for a flid. Good luck kipper face. Over.

After hearing what you plan to dump, get a 6 yard skip, about £80 saintsteptoetanui.

You will get twice as much garbage in a mini skip than you will a Rhino bag. Plus it stands up on its own, so you wont spend all day propping it up, and it will require careful filling skills. And wont go up in flames when I flick a dog end into it on the way back from the pub. Out of curiosity what are you skipping kiptaniolalaho?

I don't think the fish abuser noticed the mirror carp. He just saw a big photo full of scales and slime and emptied. It would be like looking at the dirtiest pornographic magazine to me and you.

Go for a mini skip kip, should be around £60, and make sure you tell them you want it lifted next day. Don't get the council involved, a day acting naive wont hurt anyone. But make sure it's a mini skip kip. X

How much will you take for it Jill ?

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Bundy

Giant (Haystack)

Woooooohooooooooooo!!! Go Glory Go!!!

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Ablett

Johnstones