Dog

To be honest Hinton-in-the-Hedges is the Bermuda Triangle of Northamptonshire.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgZywDP1ugc&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HhHsxczuyk&feature=related Brilliant.

Chris Moyles is a fat c u n t!!!!

Fisting

Oh.

I hope you win kiptheskip, but I recon doughnut face will rape you again. 1-2 spurs.

SRS, I don't think it really matters if he's turned himself in. Lol

christ

Ayres.

Been best man 3 times, it's crap, got to finger the brides mother at the pig roast though. I married a sex mad nimphomaniac, turned out to be a man who hated bum love.

How ****ed do you need to get before you don't notice a conger eel up your fudge brownie? Gay sex gone wrong.

Yes I meant Rippon for oral, Stewart for anal, Hindley for arse to mouth, and Sutcliffe to tidy up afterwards and getting shot of the evidence.

Pothole

Used t-bags in a pair of ladies pantyhose, preferably unwashed as you get to sniff them as you load them with Punjani. Human hair for foxes, t-bags and gusset odour for deer.

Jill do you have a vacuum cleaner, if so get off your fat arse and clean your rug, it's minging. I was going to pop around later tonite a grab the furry one, but I have been totally put off by your dirty carpet.

Angela Rippon and Myra Stewart, the ultimate threesome.

Bumped into Amy Whinehouse, literally, sorry Amy. She's tiny and a fawkin cracker, then she gave me the bird, so I released a gold watch into her beehive.

Went to a pub named 'the flying scotsman', a real posh to do pub up kings cross. It was so posh the Brazilian stripper had a tampax in place and a sanitary pad in her pants. Not bad for a quid, although her top lip and chest needed waxing.

Sorry, can you say that again please.

Just got back home. Got stuck into some black russians around baker street, then the white russians came along, so I hit them with a few B52s. Game was turd, got drenched, london was fun as always. Stu winked at me at half time?

Did he have ripped jeans?

To be fair, she isn't bad for 72. After a few beers I would open the curtains to be fair.

Looking at your avatar, I think you've already planned your weekend.

19/30 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/play/80969391/

Retard