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How does George get all his dirty water out of Emma after he's raped her?

Oh can you put NSFW on the title please BJ

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=68e_1292953936 LOL

In my life I have murdered dozens of cats, the last one was monday night in the snow, where I chopped a ginger tom in half with my shovel. The dirty bugger was curling one out on my gravel drive.

Maybe Stevo is the victim of bum rape.

Wouldn't it be easier to just ask him for his phone number?

Bruce (Willis)

Do you do refunds SSOTN? I have just placed a can of Iron Brew on it and it collapsed, the carpet is trashed.

The giblets are still in the bird, it makes it more realistic, so he tells me. I always use the thumb of a Marigold and a knob of vaseline.

It's not Xmas yet, should I tell him to wait?

Is it wrong to sh.ag a turkey carcass, after its been warmed up in the microwave, if you use a condom and it's in the privacy of your own home? My mate wants to know.

#2024 you could park a bus in there!! HTH

I have bushy eyebrows, but I shave my penis, and leave my scrotum nice and hairy.

Bonkers! Just to add, Jupiler is a good beer, I was necking it last week in Tallinn. I believe Alpine enjoys a Jupiler too.

Deppo, is this your wife? http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6be_1292623048 .

Happy Birthday Deppo!!!! Due to the dangerous weather conditions, I couldn't get down to W H Smith to buy your present, so I have sent you a link to buy it yourself, and when I catch up with you I'll chuck you the cash. http://www.amazon.com/****-Coloring-Book-Tee-Corinne/dp/0867193719

Very true, my grandma used to pluck her eyebrows and draw them back on with a magic marker, and she was as bald as a coot downstairs.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5f9_1287925396

" Your brains will drip like spaghetti, off the end of a Bucks machete, if you're south of the border, you're well out of order, and will die at the hands of the Yeti! "

Great shout!! This wins, one of the best films.

Hello Big John, where do you live? I have about 6 inches at the moment, but I feel it will get bigger during the night.

The best movie speech ever has to be Joe Pesci and Robert De Nero having a man to man in the desert in the film Casino. End of, now close this thread now! :-)

OK, so what do you need to view sky sports 1 & 2? Do I have to buy a box or can I just use a CAM card and then telephone TUTV to activate SS1 & 2. Because I have just called TUTV and they have said I need a box?????!!!!!????

I currently have FREEVIEW through my TV and I would like to add SKY SPORTS 1 to it. Is this possible without signing up for a SKY contract? Is there a card that slots directly into your TV to allow you to watch the Sports? I also do not want the Sports for 12 months, so can you pay monthly?