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Blue Peter don't count!

We knew that already.

I was on Family Fortunes recently. Where I was asked: "to name something associated with fairies". Apparently, "Brighton", wasn't the answer they were looking for.

It works perfectly well, just as long as you don't mind smelling like a chip van.

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Turkish, for the record, I have my legs waxed twice a month, my hair cut weekly, my bum cheeks waxed monthly, I shave my ball sack daily, pluck my eyebrows, bathe in ass' milk weekly and use a douche bag everyday. My teeth are fuct and I'm am ugly mother fuxxer but I have the body of a playboy model. P.S. How's Stu ?

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Not to wear my slippers outside.

I do not have an ankle tag.

Yes, I do care about the tag, and yes it is a nice little jumper.

Good evening ladies & gentlemen. I have just got back from an hours shopping in hell, and discovered my £750 Armani jumper has a ink filled security tag on it!! I was hoping on wearing it tonight to the local slapperfest but I don't know how to remove it. It is white with pink an d yellow ink inside. P.S. I do not have a magnet.

Well someone must have a 360 and plays FIFA 11 I think I must be the worst player online, I just can't hit the back me the net, every shot is like a back pass. Tips ?

TAMPAX ? It's just been leaked on another website. .

I will challenge anyone on here at FIFA as I currently 43rd in the world online. And I will let you pick the teams. Either way you will lose as I am top scorer in the Brasilian rankings.

OK, I am looking for advice on car leasing. I have a budget of £600 inc fuel per month, and I was looking for the best deals around. Cheap motoring regarding fuel consumption is a must as I will be travelling to Leeds and Crewe on a weekly basis. Also Hong Kong, Paris and Miami monthly by air, so not all doom and gloom. Best website for car leasing and what cars would be good to use.

I've got one and it's brilliant. You only need 6 foot of space and the game play is fantastic. The funny thing is it takes photos of you when you are playing and jumping around. Get one it's going to take over the Wii without doubt.

I am with you on this one Dune regarding fox hunting and pheasants. If you don't live in the country then you struggle to get your head around it all, the first time you get bloodied after a kill is better than sex, having blood dripping off your face simple gives you the horn.

For all those who cannot afford a PS3 and fancies ripping my ar5e to shreds at this game add me and abuse me. Tag: saintdolly

Well at least he knows how to treat a woman.

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Which is the best one to buy? Only want Fifa 2011 And want to play online.