Dog

Please can you change your username to Golden No Balls the ***** Slapper. I did punch my sister out cold once for dating a negro, well tbf it was a back hander and she only went out to KFC for sunday lunch, she is no longer my sister, I must add.

Portugal.

Isn't there a young boy who wanders around the bar. And an old lady who works in the kitchen, and then there's the man who was murdered in one of the bedrooms. I actually met a man dressed in old costume whilst walking to the toilets down that long cold corridor, I stepped to one side to let him pass, and there was no one there. The place is crawling with ghosts.

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Go and speak to the friendly landlady.

Oh I know the one, just before you get to Plymouth coming up country. I went in there 10 years ago and the place was filthy with dead stuffed animals everywhere. They even had human skulls scattered around the pub.

Southamptons most haunted building by a mile. http://southampton-pubs.co.uk/redlion/index.htm

Porn star or Shark bait.

Jamaica ?

http://theuglydance.com/?v=ogkrsjkqd4 .

Or the pub.

'Tony Blair donating book money' Bloody nice bloke!

Easy Star All Stars Them!

Pauline Black was outstanding, Quo were rubbish, and the New York rastafarian band on saturday afternoon were the best I have ever witnessed, look them up.

Outstanding thank you..

Dirty c*nt! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA1Dxf7Uu_c&feature=player_embedded

Removed by Jesus.

A can of Special Brew

Kilroy woz ere

Arabs?

It's busy now on the zebra crossing, but still no matey.

Back in the 1980's a mate of mine travelled by train to coventry to get 'WEST HAM' inside a union jack tattoo'd on his forearm for £50. Well, cut a long story short, he ended up with 'WEST HA' as the tattooist ran out of union jack, but he did do the decent thing and only charge him £30.

#1790 great bra & tits.

When's he coming, I've been waiting for three hours.