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Skill rating 6/10 Goal scoring rating 7/10 Fitness 3/10 Pie eating rating 10/10

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Greatest defender ever!

I don't want Alex Ferguson.

Wonky eyes.

mrs 4play

With what, an ice pick or a lump hammer, you sick b***ard!! And why has this been moved to the muppet show, the mods on this site must have a sick sence of humour if they find this remotely funny.. At least the puppies had a sporting chance. Better than hitting them over the temple.......

Unwanted puppys need to die tbf.

He'll love it.

Oh yeah, didn't think of it like that........ They must be teddybears.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bb4_1283184704 Evil or acceptable?

Alan Shearer

but, our new manager will be introduced on wednesday at 14:00hrs. His name is................ Steven McClaren. Don't shoot the highly reliable messenger!

If Martin O'Neill becomes the new Saints manager I will hack off my scrotum with the lid of a pilchard tin.

What does your sister look like?

Just had a text from a mates sister who works at the De Vere, and she recons Steve Coppell is currently eating eggs benedict in the garden.

£40 seemed a good price, but then I realised it didn't include lager or spirits, just lemonade and coca cola, f*ck that, it keeps me awake all night. Surely it would be a better crack after ten pints of lager. Can someone please speak to the ghost master and sort this little hiccup out, me, I'm off to Bedfordshire.

There is a ghost in my shed, her name is Flo, and she wears a red blindfold.

Tit! BNPFM

How funny.

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/23866/Revenge-Of-The-Cat/#show

only 90 have made the trip over in Trabzon. Poor show!

Spurs out! Chelsea smashed in Moscow! Rangers in manchester.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bf7_1282779616

The worst place in the world to have a sh¡t is on a plane, and the best place to turn one out is in the sea or on a beach.