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Advertised in telephone boxes.

That is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen since Neil Kinnock fell in the sea in Brighton. Did you make that yourself ?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c23_1284587947

Why does he sniff the ground everytime he gets off a plane?

Yes, he's in a box with Gerry Adams.

I really don't see why the Pope should be given special treatment and allowed to go on tour around the UK in his luxury bulletpoof Popemobile. Why can't he make do with an ice cream van like the rest of the paedophiles in this country?

5 ?

No they're unemployed!

Just done exactly that. There are 4 lined up outside work with a sign on, £50 each!!! The pikeys will be on them like bluebottles on dog sh!t.

Nothing is FREE in this world DSM as only you know. Tell me anything that you have had worth having in the last year or so that was FREE ? I rest my case.

Yeah, well ****ing observed!! You should be a traffic warden, and why the **** have you moved it?

Yes.

I thought Deppo was going to Ibiza again.

They only do domestic do they not? 4 at a time, you wouldn't get away with surely?

You are supposed to slam it in whole, not break it up into little pieces and feed the rabbits nose. Anyway, great evening, plenty of chocolate and blood.

I have 4 undershelf fridges complete with crusty milk in the back of my van. I would like to get shot of them ASAP. My options are: Tip (don't think they want them) Scrap Yard (don't think they want them) Pikey (don't think they want them) River Canal Hedge Any ideas?

35/1 tonights game. Easy money.

Have you heard it then. When was it released?

George Michael's settled well in prison. He's already written a song about his skinhead cell mate.. It'll be his new single: "Hairless Fister".

I met the Pope once in Morrissons, he was buying some crab sticks and a bag of Wotsits

Yes, especially after mrs buctootim has squirted it up her chuff.

I saw her prawn cracker!!!

Baj thanks for your kind offer, you would've won. However I have just telephoned Air Miles and asked them how many miles are in fact on my card, to which they replied, 'sorry sir, because you haven't added any miles in the last 2 years, all your miles have been wiped, this is how we work.' ****s!!!! Air miles card in shredder now, gutted!! Thanks for all your time.

Not joking! I know I had enough to get to Australia, but not back and I fear spiders and Abo's. The cash deal sounds good, but if I blow Baj out he'll infract me to death. I am going out now for a bit of dogging and I wont be back till early doors. So PM me your best offers and I will digest them with my eggs benedict in the morning. Winner will be notified by PM around lunchtime.